Celeb Big Brother - anyone bothering ?

I've watched about 15 minutes altogether hoping for a glimpse of Lucy Pinder and what do I get for my fucking trouble. Coolio and Michael fucking Jackson in drag talking about how he was the first person in his family to earn over a million dollars, a fat bird, Ulrika fucking Jonsson, a midget on a moped, and some other c u n t I've never seen before in my life. Not one fucking shot of Lucy, not even a decent shot of the girl who was in the shite band from the X factor. I'd rather have a dose of piles than watch that wank again. Shower of bastards the lot of them.