Mainstream TV nudity vs babeshow nudity

Had high hopes for tonights TV:
The Emerald Forest (BBC2)
Hot Fuzz (ITV1)
Kiss The Girls followed by Internal Affairs (Channel 4, where else)
Sex And The City (ComedyCentralX)
with The World Stands Up muh later
Dirty Sanchez (Comedy Central, the channel even has Come in its name FFS)
The [face] Sitter (Sky3)
Pawn Stars (Bio, popular with dyspeptics)
Bullseye (Challenge)
Inside Me (CurrentTV) (mistake - its Inside Mexicos Drug Wars)
and best of all
Female Perversions on True Ent

Sadly all but one were just using suggestive language to sex up unsexy shows and trick gullible people like me into watching. The other was tame woman friendly shit, or "erotica" to give it its respectable name.

Oh, and Five is using its hard earned Public Service Broadcaster licence on a Saturday night for Super Casino. Ofcom were asked to relax the rules so PSBs could broadcast teleshopping and gambling on terrestrial channels. But strangely this relaxation did not extend to adult phone in shows.

Im off to Channel AKA (Sky 370) which is showing XXXAKA, 18 rated music clips until 1am. Usually the same half dozen, and relatively tame, but they have a new one on right now featuring two birds in a bath and a wallaby.