Me and Daisy Dash are getting married

After reading your comments on here, Daisy must find you enchanting..

She'll find the thought of you and her together just so romantic..

^^^ because nothing says romance like a good old back door smashin!

does Daisy really love me if I have to only call her on her premium rate number??

(18-12-2013 23:05 )cwpussylover Wrote:  does Daisy really love me if I have to only call her on her premium rate number??

Just think how much money you will make when you are married from the income on that number although I admit if you have to phone her across the breakfast table it might mean you ought to increase her shoe allowance!

(07-12-2013 22:42 )terence Wrote:  ^^^ because nothing says romance like a good old back door smashin!

And a rimmin' and a tea towel holder lickin' .

(18-12-2013 23:54 )snookered147 Wrote:  

(07-12-2013 22:42 )terence Wrote:  ^^^ because nothing says romance like a good old back door smashin!

And a rimmin' and a tea towel holder lickin' .

mmmm bit of marmite for my brekkie

I hope that you've bought Daisy an expensive present for Christmas
I think that you may find something suitable on her Amazon wish list.

(18-12-2013 23:05 )cwpussylover Wrote:  does Daisy really love me if I have to only call her on her premium rate number??

You can get a job on 944 and she can phone you

(19-12-2013 23:01 )KRISB Wrote:  You can get a job on 944 and she can phone you

I'd like to think I am as broadminded as broadminded can be but you Sir need to have a cold, hard look at yourself in the mirror.

Being able, even in jest, to conjure up the image of cwpussylover, desporting himself in front of a camera to the general public, from the depths of your obviously troubled mind and then stating it on a public forum where it can seep into the minds of innocent bystanders, who will then struggle to erase said image all day from their mind, is beyond the pale.

I suggest therapy.

I notice Daisy has been working days a lot recently - presumably to keep her night free for her fiancé