Have you ever?

(10-07-2012 10:19 )dan g 27 Wrote:  Yes, for a few hours

Have you ever had magic powers and used them for evil?

Yes, I ran out of milk and used my powers to get some more. However the rule was if I took this milk then it was to come from an African child who was starving hungry. I had to make a decision... What can I say, I wanted my cheerios and cup of tea.

Have you ever tipped beer away ?

Yes, the non-alcoholic muck!

Have you ever kissed someones butt?

Yep,tongue included

Have you ever murdered a dish and then ran away with the spoon?

(11-07-2012 00:44 )the truth Wrote:  Have you ever murdered a dish and then ran away with the spoon?

I frequently murder dishes, that's why i'm banned from the kitchen.


Have you ever been to Button Moon and if so, did you follow Mr Spoon?

I go to button moon quite often. Can you guess what time of the year?


Have you ever tried to harness the power of the Weasel - and then used it to eat unripe watermelons?

No i have not.

Have you ever told anyone that you are a member of this forum or has anybody you know found out and confronted you?

Nope. I can't think of anyone i know who would care.

Have you ever been sexually attracted to an item from Ikea?

Jesus Christ, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo

Have you ever considered appearing on a talent competition such as The X Factor or Britain's Got Talent?

No

Have you ever ran from a taxi without paying?

No

Have you ever fallen asleep on a bus or train and missed your stop?