Have you ever?

(11-07-2012 12:39 )Stillroom Rock Wrote:  No

Have you ever fallen asleep on a bus or train and missed your stop?

Yes, I fell asleep on the bus and was like 20 miles from home

Have you ever been embarrassed after singing loudly in public toilets, while there was a queue of 20 to 30 people waiting in line to use the toilet?

Yes. Not at Easter but sometimes at Xmas.

Have you ever believed that Bruce Forsythe's wig was actually his own hair?

WHAAATTT It's not his own hair?Yes

Have you ever done bird(prison)?

I've been in several of Her Majesty's Hotels...fortunately only for work purposes

Have you ever seen a "female" on Big Fat Gypsy Weddings and thought..."i would" ?

Unfortunately I've never watched BFGW but ain't nothing wrong with a big boned girl,so may aswell say "yes"

Have you ever been at the wrong end of a Bukkake bash?

No (or else I've blanked it out)

Have you ever Skipped the light fandango turned cartwheels cross the floor?

Attempted,you might say 'Yes'

Have you ever got a Legend Rock Stars tattoo?

No

Have you ever watched your wife/gf fuck another guy?

How very dare you? Yes

Have you ever peed on a train track whilst wearing no shoes after watching Myth Busters?

No

Have you ever appeared in porn film?