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Salvation Guaranteed!

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Captain Vimes Offline
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Salvation Guaranteed!
WORRIED ABOUT THE UPCOMING END OF DAYS

FEAR FOR YOUR MORTAL SOUL AFTER A LIFE SPENT SLOBBERING OVER PERT YOUNG WOMEN

GUARANTEE YOU WILL SURVIVE THE FORTHCOMING APOCALYPSE
GUARANTEED!!

Simply purchase these recently discovered holy relics that have been buried in a Mayan Temple.

Spiritual ceremonial sticks covered in the hardened and preserved blood of Mayan priests
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SURVIVAL GUARANTEED ONLY £99.99!!!


Please send all funds to the Swiss, Cayman And Monaco Society.
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*Money back guarantee in the unlikely case of non-survival.
18-12-2012 19:18
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mr williams Offline
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RE: Salvation Guaranteed!
Wondered where you'd been! Is this a genuine religious relic or a certain forum moderator? Big Grin

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18-12-2012 21:24
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LODOS Offline
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RE: Salvation Guaranteed!
I'l trade some sticks for my invincible bubble wrap armour (one size fits all)

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18-12-2012 21:43
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mr williams Offline
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RE: Salvation Guaranteed!
We don't care, we eat lard!!

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18-12-2012 22:37
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