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Never have a tactical wank before sex!

Trust me; I learnt that the soft way.
23-10-2017 19:41
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Never buy chewing gum from a machine in the mens toilets, i did and it tasted really rubbery.
24-10-2017 13:51
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A bloke was shagging his overweight Mrs, when his phone rings.

“You’ll have to ring me back mate, I’m in the tub” he said.
24-10-2017 21:22
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How can two women play Monopoly at the same time when there is only one iron?
25-10-2017 09:17
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Went out with my metal detector this morning and ended up digging a hole 23 feet deep before I remembered that I was wearing steel toe caps.
25-10-2017 09:25
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I got thrown out of the cinema for taking my own food yesterday. Been ages since I've had a barbecue.
25-10-2017 09:26
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Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...
Hang on, doesn't matter now.
25-10-2017 15:03
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Although my girlfriend is addicted to smack she's still so beautiful. Those lips, those eyes, that tooth...
25-10-2017 15:06
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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."
Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William… that little bastard's name is Kevin."
25-10-2017 15:10
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree." "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything father." "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes sister?" "I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?" "I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. "Oh father, may I touch it?" This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true father?" "Yes it is, sister." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here."
25-10-2017 15:34
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