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Post: #8261
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I’ve developed a taste for fabric conditioner.

My doctor says I’m fine, I’ve just been comfort eating.
26-10-2017 10:59
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Post: #8262
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A man goes to the doctor with hereditary diarrhoea.

The doctor says "there's no such thing"

The man says "well it's in my jeans"
26-10-2017 11:02
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I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait no..It was a florist

I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday.

They don't make them like they're going to anymore
26-10-2017 11:05
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I found a wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought... 'What would Jesus do?' So I turned it into wine.
27-10-2017 15:34
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Post: #8265
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I went into a sex shop today.

I was really shocked to find out how much all my wife's vibrators cost!

She's been sitting on a small fortune!
27-10-2017 15:36
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Post: #8266
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My sister in law sat on my glasses and broke them.

I suppose it's my fault really, I should have taken them off first
28-10-2017 18:23
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Post: #8267
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I bought my wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween, nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.
30-10-2017 18:35
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Post: #8268
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Success is like pregnancy...

Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
30-10-2017 22:53
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Post: #8269
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I'm sure my mate Dave is having an affair with my wife...

He's been proper miserable lately!
31-10-2017 12:28
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Post: #8270
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Q. What is the problem with twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
31-10-2017 17:48
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