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A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the M6.
The driver is under a rest and the cues are going back for miles.
01-11-2017 16:14
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Who is this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
03-11-2017 11:27
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I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for. “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!
03-11-2017 11:28
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Two lesbians barged into the house & started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath
I tried to help but I could only knock one out
03-11-2017 11:30
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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

She fits into your wife's clothes.
03-11-2017 13:11
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Just been to my local hospital and I saw a sign saying ‘Thieves Operate Here.’

Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?
04-11-2017 11:20
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Quasimodo goes to the pub and says “Scotch whiskey please” Barman says “Bell’s alright?” Quasi says “Mind your own business.”
04-11-2017 11:24
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My girlfirend got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now.
04-11-2017 12:25
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I went to a legless disco last night.

It was crawling with fanny.
05-11-2017 12:19
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My girlfriend is temperamental.

50% temper.

50% mental.
05-11-2017 12:43
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