Mister Gummidge
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The facts of the matter regarding Mirandafan123.
After some unusual posts and very strange PM's, I've decide to break with forum etiquette and post some PM's publicly. I spent last night asking other members if they'd had any communication with Mirandafan123 and I'll be posting those quoted messages here and hoping that someone might recognize him from another forum and can tell me what the hell is going on and more importantly, if everything is, well... normal. The conclusions I'm able to draw from the various messages are... unsettling. These PM's are collated into roughly the timeline for which they were sent.
Mirandafan123 Wrote:Hi mister gummidge. Thanks for the kind welcome. Ive been looking around the forum and I haven't been able to find anything about naughty talk on channel 963 or my favorite babe miranda. Before I go and start a thread about her I just want to know is it ok to talk about the channel and babe here? I was on another forum where the owners kept getting threatened with being sued and taking stuff down. If thats what happened on this site I dont want to cause any trouble.
thnks
Calvin
I replied with a quick message saying basically "What? I don't know the channel or presenter you mentioned", but the message was bounced back, as Mirandafan123 had his messages turned off. The public conversation that ensued from there is a matter of forum record. However after turning his messages back on, there were some further communications, including some I've been able to gather from the rest of the Forum Team and some other members I know fairly well, as well as my own.
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Bluearmy71 Wrote:Mirandafan123 Wrote:Bluearmy71 Wrote:Mirandafan123 Wrote:Hi Bluearmy71. I know that the forum doesnt have any videos from naughty talk or of my favorite babe miranda, but do you have any in your personal collection that you might be able to share? I would only use them myself and wouldnt post them elsewhere.
thnks,
Calvin
I don't know who your talking about, mate. The only Nuaghty talk channel I know of was on air ages back, but isn't any more. My archive doesn't go back that far.
Bluearmy
The channel is on air right now on 963![Huh Huh](images/smilies/huh.gif)
Look mate, I have a hard enough time recording capping and posting real clips, without looking for channels that aren't there. I cant record something that doesn't exist, can I?
Ask someone else to help you, I'm too busy.
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Mirandafan123 Wrote:Mister Gummidge. I don't know what's going on with this forum, but I dont like being treated like an idiot. I know Im new here but I dont think its fair that Im made fun of for watching a channel thats not popluar. Pasticularly from someone whos on the forum team. If people on this forum dont like the channel or the babe they should just say so rather than mess around with people who do by pretending they dont exist.
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SxciiSooky Wrote:Mirandafan123 Wrote:Hi SxciiSooky. I can see from looking around the forum that you know some of the babes personally, especialy amanda and caty and camilla. Do you happen to know anything about miranda who is on Naughty talk on channel 963 on sky. I have looked around the forum and the web but I cant find anything about her. I just want to be able to talk to about her without being laughed at for watching a channel that noone else does.
Hey hun
I pretty much only really watch the Babestation channels so don't really know much about the other ones
Personally I don't know of a Miranda or naughty talk - sorry
Have you thought of asking on the forum? There's the Uk Babe Channels section at the top of the main page
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/forum?display.php?fid=9
Ask there and someone else might know - they're a helpful bunch on here generally ![Smile Smile](images/smilies/smile.gif)
Sorry I couldn't really help
Sooky xx
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During this time, our Supermod was involved in a protracted exchange of PM's that he found somewhat vexing, to say the least. I've condensed some very repetitive (and somewhat whiny, from Mirandafan123's side) PM's to the final exchange, which gives the essence of the entire conversation perfectly.
SM© Wrote:Mirandafan123 Wrote:Can you at least try to get a recording for her for other people to see please? The number onscreen is [number deleted as it leads only to "Number is not available, please dial again" message] Im sure people would enjoy hearing her on the phone and people might not be thinking Im thick or making trouble if theres a recorded call of her.
Look, I can't record a channel I can't watch and that number gives me a no such number message. I wasted money getting that and these calls cost me a lot of money.![annoyed annoyed](images/smilies/angry.gif)
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Mister Gummidge Wrote:Mirandafan123 Wrote:Mister Gummidge. I don't know what's going on with this forum, but I dont like being treated like an idiot. I know Im new here but I dont think its fair that Im made fun of for watching a channel thats not popluar. Pasticularly from someone whos on the forum team. If people on this forum dont like the channel or the babe they should just say so rather than mess around with people who do by pretending they dont exist.
Hi, Calvin.
I promise you, no-one is taking the piss out of you. If you look at the thread, you'll see that people are genuinely trying to help you (and ourselves) out by figuring out which channel you've been watching and which presenter you've been chatting to.
Sure, some of the replies have been a little bit sarcastic, but not in a bad natured way and I assure you, that's just normal behaviour for this particular forum. We place a lot of value on banter and having a laugh here, so long as no-one is being insulted by what's being posted.
There's no wind up, no hazing and no initiation or anything going on. Just a number of people who want to help being baffled by what they're reading.
We'll get to the bottom of it, one way or another.
Dan.
I sent the reply, then received a very strange message in return. I've decided to post it separately from the above conversation, as I feel it deserves to be seen for itself.
Mirandafan123 Wrote:Im sorry Dan. Ive been very bad tempred lately. I havent been very well. I think Ive got a virus or something. Ive had to take a couple of weeks of work, because I feel so tired all of the time.
Im worse at night times and thats when I tend to surf the web after Ive called Miranda. The calls are always amazing, but after them I feel so drained. It takes so much energy to keep up with the chat that I get worn out and bad tempered. Thats why she told me to take some time off work, so I could get my energy back and keep my strength up for when I called her. Ive been doing that, but its so tiring when I phone her that I feel like all of my energy has gone away with the phone call ending.
Anyway, Ive been working on getting miranda to come on a date with me and she said if I phone up tomorrow night she will think about it so tonight is the night when I ask her out and get her to say yes if Im lucky.
Thank you for trying to help. You lot have a weird sense of humour but I think I can get used to it. A date with miranda would cheer me right up and snap me out of whatever is wrong lately.
thnks
Calvin.
Unhappily, since my account is the one used for the automated greeting sent out to new members Mirandafan's message to me was swamped by others from new members saying "thanks for the welcome" and I made this post before I got the chance to read it. By the time I noticed Mirandafan had responded on the "Message for Mirandafan123" thread, he was offline and my PM's were blocked by him, for the perceived insult in the post I linked to.
I wrote a reply anyway, hoping it would reach him if he unblocked my name from the ignore user list. This is it.
Mister Gummidge Wrote:Hi Calvin,
I promise you I meant no insult in the post, as I've pointed out publicly in the thread. I'm worried as I think that somehow you've been viewing the Hotel Voyeur channel before the rest of us realised it was due. That isn't worrying, but the behaviour of the "girl at home" you've obviously been chatting to is distinctly unprofessional. She has advised you to take time time off work in order to remain awake enough to call her and seems to be willing that she's willing to meet up with you in the flesh. Neither of these things are something that would ordinarily take place in the normal scheme of a call to a channel and are something you should most definitely be careful of.
With that in mind, I'd like to advise you to exercise extreme caution in what you do on this "date". Make sure you meet up somewhere public, that somebody knows where you've gone and who you're meeting up with and for god's sake make sure to leave all of your cards and documents at home. Something in what you've described in PM and on the forum is off kilter and I'd feel better knowing that you're OK, both with me for the perceived slight and in general, considering everything you've told me.
Please get back in touch, as I'm unable to reach you any other way.
Dan.
Unfortunately, I was too late. I received this message approximately ten minutes after Mirandafan123's last post in the public thread.
Mirandafan123 Wrote:Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your concern, but I assure you it really wasn't necessary. Another thing I can assure you and everyone else about, is that I was most assuredly not watching Hotel Voyeur.
The date went swimmingly. Miranda was everything I anticipated and so, so much more. I was right, in that meeting her was able to snap me right of what was ailing me, with something of a vengeance. I've been truly fortunate to meet her. She even told me her real name, which is Baobhan. She does this wonderful thing with her fingernails, it hurts a little at first, but after while it's the most exquisite feeling imaginable.
I've described my conversations on the forum and she asked me to read aloud your last message to me. She said she has lots of sisters back home in Scotland and that one of them is bound to be suited for you and there are sure to be others on the forum and perhaps one of you will be chosen next. If it's not you, then someone else will be lucky enough to see the channel and talk to her. Whoever it is, I really look forward to it. It would be wonderful to have some company when I get to wherever she's taking me. She said the producers would be keeping an eye on the forum, now that they know it's here.
I'll be leaving the forum now, as Baobhan (I still think of her as Miranda) says I have no need of it any more. My future is golden, I'm told. That sounds really nice.
Best of luck in the future,
Calvin.
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As I'm sure you can see, my reason for concern is clear. I'm not even sure the last message was from Calvin himself, considering how different it was in tone and style from his other messages. I'd appreciate any further information anyone is able to give me on this matter.
Thank you,
Mister Gummidge.
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
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