Ditties

Here's a little ditty wot i rote way back when.

Enjoy

http://rapidshare.com/files/401738509/Th..._2004_.mp3


ps. I'm hoping to have the reprise done in a week or so
"Got to put in my PIN, So I gotta be in"...you get the drift

lol, I'm impressed.

It's quite good that.

Quite old as you can see. Part 2 should be good - more jokes and not of our making

The reprise is well under way but I'm stuck and I'd like folks to choose one line.

This is just to give you a flavour of what's to come.

Please let us know if you'd like line a or b.


And the Experts say the harm of porn to kids is not evident
And Censorless kids in Spain are sane and that's real evidence
But small minded priggs that have no sense pull all the strings of HMGovernment


a) And its the Buggers do the harm to the kids of the Brits and that's self-evident

or

b) And the Buggers fuck the arse off of every Brit and that's self-evident

Ah, well. As no one offered any suggestions I went with option a).

The Buggers 2010 (Ofwatch slight return)

The Buggers better let us watch what we want on our own TVs
Because its in our Rights and it would be good for you and me
And if we have to go to Court then so be it because the time has come to end this shit
Yeah the Buggers better let us watch what we want on our own TVs

The Experts say the harm of porn to kids is not evident
And Censorless kids in Spain are sane and that's real evidence
But small minded priggs that have no sense pull all the strings of HMGovernment
So the Buggers do the harm to the kids of the Brits and that's self-evident

And the Buggers believe what they want and that's the score
No they don't give a shite and when we put up a fight they make it law
Well the sycophantic gits can kiss our bits because we are great and they are pricks
And when we went to the booths we showed them Buggers the door

And the Buggers don't know what they do and that's for sure
This Nazi State definitely ain't what our dad's pa fought for
There is nothing wrong with the naked form and sex is natural and it sure is fun
No the Buggers don't care what they do and that's no Cause

Yeah the Buggers better let us watch what we want on our own TVs
Else we're coming up there with some who care to give you a scare
Listen Ofcom and ATVOD too do as we say or your funding is though
Because we rule the law and all your powers stop at your doors

Yeah the Buggers better let us watch what we want on our own TVs
Because its in our Rights and it would be good for you and me
And if we have to go to Court then so be it because the time has come to end this shit
Yeah the Buggers better let us watch what we want on our own TVs

© IanG, 2010 (All commercial rights reserved)

Available freely for non-commercial use.
Hope you like it guys. It's all new, revamped, reworked and it rocks!
Play it loud

Available in two versions:
CD quality (40MB) http://rapidshare.com/files/403512868/Th..._.wav.html

and

MP3 (256Kb/s, 7.5MB) http://rapidshare.com/files/403515790/Th..._.mp3.html

(RS are changing something, let me know if the links don't work.)

Any feedback chaps? Good, Bad, Indifferent? Try to be constructive if you have any criticisms. Not all types of music suit all tastes so I don't expect everyone to like everything I do...ever

Also, I don't know what the mix is like - my studio is packed away in boxes so I did this using desktop speakers and headphones which is not ideal.

And yes I do know I can't really sing

I know we have a few budding poets out there and no doubt some musicians too so any ideas for lyrics or new songs please feel free to contribute. Just a thought, but if we can put a CD together it might help fund a legal campaign against Ofcom if the need arises (might even find a few pop stars...?).

I started this one a few weeks ago but, ran out of inspiration...

(To the tune of the 'Hokey Cokey')

You put your PIN Code in to keep the kiddies out
In, out, in, out, and mess it all about
You pull a little fast one and the PIN is out
That's what Ofcom is all about!

Sucking through the undies
Liking over panties
Parents can't be trusted
Two pair of knicks on
And don't flash the gash!

(Ch.)

Have you got the time luv?
This is not a 'clock' luv!
Turn that bloody mic off
People might be watching
And we can't have that!


Please feel free to add more verses folks...