Suzii - Poetry Thread

lol.suzii...why change your boobs,from the pics ive seen they look bloody good to me.
yeah my dreams are a bit strange,and sometimes strangely accurate
most people would be scared to hell if some of my dreams are coming true.
hope the apocolyptic ones just remain dreams,cuz otherwise the worlds in for some real shit.
sorry to sound so odd or weird thou,there just dreams im sure no different from any body elses{i hope}

lovely suzii and my dreams they go hand in hand
if she was the farmer id be the land
if she was the tractor id be the trailer
and if shes was a fence i,d love to nail her
suzii my dreams arnt just of bad things
with you and abbi as friends
my good girls you take away the stings
now i know abbi and you
good dreams im having too
thou i musnt be greedy and yes its quite seedy
my love is very needy so please and be quite speedy
tell abbi shes my honey fingers
and i would give her cunnilingus
sorry i said it was very seedy
and yes to want that would be greedy
but now its said id better go
before she gives my face a blow
so bye for now my sweet special girls
im sending you both diamonds and pearls

OMG lol how can you impress me each time you write a poem. Amazing amazing amazing. Fingers crossed the world isnt guna end soon. I've still got to visit Alaska and sleep with Simon Cowel.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hey suzii,yur in luck,simons my uncle.

hello to suzii,how are you?just thought i,d ask
anything you need from me,i,ll do it.no task
if you need a man to cuddle at night
or someone who for you would fight
i can be whatever you need
a friend for life is a friend indeed
if you need someone to mow your lawn
or someone with who you can pop some corn
all these things are well in my talent
id do it for you,im your prince valiant
and thou just for you i,ll do all that i can
please please remember that im abbis man
and suzii even if we cuddle at night
no sex,just friends holding tight
keep your charms held back my sweet
cuz only abbi knocks me off my feet
you are a special friend thats true
and id hurt anyone that dared hurt you
so suzii my darling teddy bear
yur my friend,my queen,i,ll always care

ps suzii..our love for you is like a farmyard
theres plenty of cockadoodledoo that wants you

Suzywuzy is looking HOT HOT HOT

Isn't she lovely,
Isn't she beautiful,
Isn't she gorgeous,
Truly the Boudoire's best,
I never thought true love could be,
A girl who's on TV,
But isn't she lovely,
An angel called Suzy


Boys and girls.....etc etc

suzii,s a girl that likes to go fishing
but all the guys are just one thing wishing
they wish that suzii would catch them on her line
they,ll take the bait,if she,ll swing the twine
sexy suzii with your ickle rod
to which of the boys will you give the nod
fendercat loves you but aint around much
if he was a fish would he lose your clutch
he,s a slippery chap,does he give you the calls
cuz if not,you should kick his balls
rickhardo was one who fought for your love
but where has he gone,dont his hand fit the glove
fatbiker is another that for you does care
ive seen him on facebook,he,s your teddy bear
i think for you he could be the one
cast your net to see if he,ll come
your new guy that calls you is rally mark
you seem to be smitten is that where yul park
but sexy suzii i like you to,but im far to hard to land
as hard as yul try im not caught easy.cuz im after abbis hand
my heart you have touched but im not up for grabs
cuz i will only truly be in love with abbs
now abbis away ive got time to think
do you think she,ll go fishing because before i sink
i need her to catch me on the end of her line
then put me in her tank and keep me for all time

when suziis on the couch in that little white dress
all her fans she does really impress
she looks like an angel,and im sure she is
she came from heaven to give us a kiss
but gods not happy cuz he wants you back
i told him you cant cuz your wings you lack
i told him i stole them cuz yur breaking hearts
and thats when god put on his parts
he told me that if i dont give them back
he,s going to give me a heart attack
so suzii wuzi please take your wings
before god gives me painful stings
please say im sorry and i do really care
and tell him that we had no affair
but if you do go back to heaven
say a prayer for abbi please
she,s my miss legs eleven

suziis favorite pet is a k9 called sexy
so i hear this dogs smart,smarter than lassie
ive been told or so ive heard a dog is mans best friend
but if you was lovely suziis dog,yes.her you would defend
it makes us jealous thinking of the cuddles sexy gets
makes us wish that we was also 1 of suziis pets
i could curl up at the bottom of your bed
and you could stroke my devoted head{lol}
but tell me suzii,do you take your dog fishing
cuz you wouldnt catch much with sassies tail swishing
and then all that barking would scare all the fish
and yud go home hungry,no,nowt for your dish
one thing with a dog is who,s in control
if you was an alien down here on a stroll
then you saw a dog with its owner behind
who was in charge would be on your mind
cuz the dog does a shit and it really does stink
and the owner picks it up,who,s in charge,it does make you think

lol suzii,now ive nearly got you to myself,or me and fendercat anyway.does that mean im 1a again?,i guess if the other guys write you a poem then we will know for sure