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I was cracking up after reading this today pmsl:

Man jailed for selling fake penises

A California man has been jailed for six months for selling fake penises that helped men cheat on drug tests.

George Wills sold the Whizzinator along with a synthetic urine that could be used to fill it.

His partner, Robert Catalano, was sentenced to three years' probation.

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13-04-2010 18:13
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LMFAO some people are seriously stupid.
13-04-2010 18:19
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Only in America lol.

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13-04-2010 18:30
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(13-04-2010 18:30 )kalel76 Wrote:  Only in America lol.

Seems we were thinking the same thing lol.
13-04-2010 18:33
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Another funny story:

Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester, claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.

After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations--such as from a food processor, she says-- "turns her on." She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked "persistent sexual arousal syndrome."

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Flowers says, according to the Daily Star's article "Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho."

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15-04-2010 22:34
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Diane Abbott wants to be leader of the Labour party,i thought that was funny.
20-05-2010 23:46
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Whaa??
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2010/...up-leaves/
so leaves from your garden OK - leaves from the roadside NO
28-09-2010 21:57
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http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies...s_security
But how do you get rid of the bigger monkeys?
28-09-2010 21:58
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(13-04-2010 18:13 )kalel76 Wrote:  the Whizzinator

I bet you wont find this character in Smallville Tongue

And now he's home... and we're laughing...like we always did...
28-09-2010 22:33
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(28-09-2010 21:58 )brummie Wrote:  But how do you get rid of the bigger monkeys?

You dont and so the Plant Of The Apes begins Big Grin

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28-09-2010 22:50
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