Funny News Stories

Man banned from Lidl ‘after assaulting staff’ who said he couldn’t bring pet sheep inside

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/23/man-banned...e-6800559/

Quote:‘I got a bit argumentative because although the sign on the door said no dogs, there was nothing about bringing sheep in.

'Lost' false teeth found taped to tree in Skegness - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lin...e-40974609

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

Jeremy Hunt going after Stephen hawking have to say cunt has some balls

Hawking sorted out Blackholes now to sort out an asshole

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/09/12/politi...index.html



so the good senator for texas did what any self respecting neo-con would do and blamed a 'staff member' on the 'mistake'. he went on to say they're dealing with it in house, which as we all know is code for 'shit, i was caught with my pants down and need a junior member of staff to take the blame'.


as any good porn site admin would do, they capitalised on the situation in a humorous and opportunistic way. they won the internet today! lol.

(also notice in their glee an excitement to take advantage, they wrote 'the' instead of 'that'! lol.)

reminds me of the whole babestation Obama thing lol

i have to admit, i lolled at this. alot.



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/cri...43241.html

so i guess freedom of speech and expression's dead!

Yeah well, he could just as easily have used the phrase "Invade Poland" or something, and it might have been funny

i'm sure it was the phonetic ssss sound in 'gas the jews' that the dog reacts too. unfortunately 'invade Poland' doesn't have the same ring to it.

Ah well, that makes it ok then

freedom of speech dude, you can't have it both ways.