Driving - passed or failed (be honest - no one's gonna judge)

Passed Full UK first time, but took 3 times to pass Class 2 License

I passed on April fools day some 16 years ago, I was lucky enough to pass both theory and practical first time around.
I'm toying with the idea of my bike test next.

I failed first time some 20 years ago.
I drove perfectly until the very end, made one dangerous error and failed .
Second time round I drove like a total dogturd made loads of small errors and passed .

Passed first time when I was 17 in 1999.2 days later though, I parked my car outside my mates house and a van smashed into it