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Your team's *worst* XI from your era

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Your team's *worst* XI from your era
Hitmeuptop's thread here is a good 'un. It's all about sharing the love for the best players you ever saw in your colours, but sometimes... sometimes the memory of a certain player who kept being allowed to pull on the shirt of your beloved team just niggles at you, so inspired by my joke with the bhoy here I thought I'd kick off another thread for the purpose of getting things off your chest. You know the memory still hurts, you know you want to have a rant about it so on you go. I'll start...

GK: Mark Bosnich (Was a decent stopper at Villa, but a complete waste of space at United)
RB: Mike Duxbury (United weren't vastly wealthy when Fergie first arrived. Persisting with Duxbury proves that)
LB: Colin Gibson (Mr Invisible. Managed the clever trick of being more visible when on the subs bench, than when on the pitch)
CB: William Prunier (The single worst player I've ever seen in a United shirt)
CB: David May (You'll hear a lot United fans say Fergie treat him harshly. In fact, he did May a huge favour by letting him rake in the cash while his contract ran down)
RM: Kleberson (I still insist we were gypped by a clever conman and got a ringer, instead of the talented Brazilian wing back/attacking midfielder who's played for other clubs under that name)
CM: Eric Djemba-Djemba (Fergie called him a "midfield destroyer". This was true, he destroyed our midfield each time he pulled on a United shirt)
CM: Liam Miller (A one season wonder who never showed even a hint of the potential he was supposed to have)
LM: Ralph Milne (A total disaster area)
CF: Peter Davenport (Not great up front, but made up for it by being shite on the right wing)
CF: David Bellion (Lightning fast. Sadly, that's all he had going for him)

P.S. A joke here and there is one thing, but let's not have this thread descend into a mud slinging match between United and Liverpool fans (I'm thinking of a specific United fan and a specific Liverpool fan, here. You know who you are Wink). Obvious trolling of other posters who support different teams will be frowned upon.

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03-09-2010 15:37
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RE: Your team's *worst* XI from your era
ma celtic worst 11

GK-Mark Brown
RB-Rafeal scheidt
CB-du wei
CB-Gary Caldwell
LB-Ulrick Laursen
RM-Regi Blinker
CM-Juninho
CM-David Hannah
LM-Bobby Petta
CF-Ian Wright
CF-Georgios Samaras
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03-09-2010 15:43
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gk richard wright

4 defenders john o kane joe o connor, alec cleand marc hottiger

4 mids carl tiler john oster scot gemill gazza

2 strikers michael madar john spencer
03-09-2010 15:59
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RE: Your team's *worst* XI from your era
ASTON VILLA WORST XI

GK-Peter Enckleman
RB-Habib Beye
CB-Steve Simms
CB-Mark Lillis
LB-Ulysses De La Cruz
MF-Mark Draper
MF-Sasa Curcic
MF-Eric Djemba-Djemba
CF-Bosko Balaban
CF-Ian Ormondroyd
CF-Guy Whittingham

Manager - Dr Josef Venglos

Relegation Fodder im sure you'll agree Tongue
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03-09-2010 16:10
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Are there any Nantes Fans signed up here? Just so we can add Djemba-Djemba to another team... Big Grin

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03-09-2010 16:18
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RE: Your team's *worst* XI from your era
Worst Barca XI...

GK- Dutruel

RB- Zambrota or Reizeger (in both cases i think I'm a bit harsh though)
CB- Christanval
CB- Dehu
LB- Bogarde

CM- Gaizka Mendieta
CM- Gerard Lopez
CM- Geovani

FW-Sonny Anderson
FW-Dugarry
FW-Maxi Lopez

Bench- Jordi Cruyff, Riquelme, Litmanen, Amunike and Fabio Rochemback

The Magnificent 7: Dionne Mendez, Becky Roberts, Kelly Bell, Paige Tyler, Alice Goodwin, Caitlin Wynters and Emma Spellar


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RE: Your team's *worst* XI from your era
(03-09-2010 15:37 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  P.S. A joke here and there is one thing, but let's not have this thread descend into a mud slinging match between United and Liverpool fans (I'm thinking of a specific United fan and a specific Liverpool fan, here. You know who you are Wink). Obvious trolling of other posters who support different teams will be frowned upon.

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GK-Charles Itandje. There's 96 family's & a world supporters that think wrong & bad things about this discarded monkey rectum!!!
DEF- Philip Degan. Sometimes if it's free, there's good reason why.
DEF- Bjorn Tore Kvarme. Just shiit really.
DEF- Jan Kromkamp. The scout misspelt his name we thought we were buying Bergkamp
DEF- Julian Dicks. 'Razor' Ruddock wannabe.
MF- Antonio Nunez. A part exchange, & what part did we get.
MF- David Thompson. Impish Toffee.
MF- Alberto Aquilani. Maybe decent but not here.
MF- Albert Riera. Not bad but not great.
ST- Sean Dundee. No almost me neither.
ST- Tit Camara. Not quite Tony Yeboah

Manager Graeme Souness. Why man, why.

25 man squad... I could name a full leagues worth!!!

Mister Gummidge- but let's not have this thread descend into a mud slinging match between United and Liverpool fans (I'm thinking of a specific United fan and a specific Liverpool fan, here. You know who you are Wink).

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RE: Your team's *worst* XI from your era
Found this very tough Huh

GK – Bosnich – We’ve had a decent group of keepers over the last 20 yrs or so but Bosnich wasn’t the best
RB – Panucci – Flop
CB – Ben Haim – Decent at Bolton, but didn’t exactly set the world alight during his time at Chelsea
LB – Bogarde – Played around 10 games during his time at the Bridge which works out as earning nearly £700,000 per game
RM – Jokanovic – Not very good
CM – De Lucas – Read Above
CM - Ambrosetti – Read Above
LM – Quaresma – Such an exciting talent, made a couple of sub appearances (played OK tbf), and that’s the last anyones heard of him laugh
ST – Kezman – Got the odd goal...that’s about it
ST – Sutton – Noticed him in the “Best XI” thread for Celtic but he was pretty awful for us
ST – Shevchenko – This is a bit harsh based on performances alone, but throw in his price tag and his previous goals scoring record makes him a must
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Liverpool

Where to start as there have been so many poor signings.

GK - Mike Hooper
RB - Barry Vennison
LB - Julian Dicks/ Steve Harkness
CB - Torben Piechnik
CB - Bjørn Tore Kvarme
LM - Jimmy Carter
CM - Jean-Michel Ferri
CM - Paul Stewart
RM - Istvan Kozma
ST - Sean Dundee
ST - David Speedie

Recent Flops
Jan Kromkamp, Djimi Traoré, Mauricio Pellegrino, Antonio Nunez, Josemi, Bernard Diomede, Abel Xavier, Salif Diao to name a few.

03-09-2010 18:08
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Chelsea legends XI (4-4-2)
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Petar Borota (1979-82)
Yugoslav keeper Borota was a hero to many Chelsea fans but eccentric. He liked to come out of his area a lot and the inevitable finally happened when he was caught in possession 30 yards from goal, 0-1. Remember Roger Milla’s goal after dispossessing Higuita in the World Cup. Borota was there first. He also once caught a cross and deciding he’d been fouled he placed the ball for a free kick which the referee hadn’t given. An opposition player tapped the 'dead ball' into the empty net, 0-1. Despite a great rapport with most Chelsea fans, Petar left for Brentford on a free transfer.

Graham Wilkins (1972-82)
It seems harsh to pick someone who played for Chelsea for 10 years, as if he played for the club for that long he couldn’t have been that bad could he? He made 137 league appearances in that time, but I think most Chelsea supporters that saw in play would not argue with his inclusion in this team. He did once score a goal for Chelsea and it was a critical one that saved us from relegation that year. Unfortunately that doesn’t earn him a reprieve, as his often comic attempts at defending mean that his place here is assured. Graham went on to play for Brentford and then Southend.

Frank Sinclair (1990-98)
Maybe a harsh selection in some ways, as he certainly had his good moments at Chelsea, but I always thought he was a disaster waiting to happen with a penalty conceded or own goal just around the corner. In fact Frank once held the Prem record for the most own goals, but has since been caught up by Dunne and Carragher. A good player at times, who racked up 169 appearances for the club, but more comic than Graham Wilkins at other times, which is really saying something. Frank left Chelsea for Leicester where he scored an own goal past Ian Walker from 30 yards.

Winston Bogarde (2000-04)
Maybe a harsh selection, as he didn’t play that much, 4 starts and 8 sub appearances in all competitions in 4 years. He wasn’t really his fault that Vialli signed him and then Ranieri inherited him and wouldn’t play him, but I think he deserves his place for being on big money for so long without even making the bench after his first season. I understand if people think his inclusion is harsh considering he didn’t have much opportunity to show what he could or couldn’t do. After his Chelsea contract expired Winston was unable to find another club and announced his retirement.

Doug Rougvie (1984-87)
A certain selection for this team, ‘Doug the thug’ was a wonderfully committed and wholehearted player but his lack of pace and often reckless tackling made him an obvious liability. Nobody tried harder to less effect than Doug and I don't think many that saw him play would argue with his inclusion here. He played in the Full Members Cup final vs. Man City and scored an own goal, but Chelsea still triumphed 5-4. In a league match against Wimbledon he was sent off after only 10 minutes for headbutting John Fashanu. After 3 seasons at Chelsea Doug was transferred to Brighton.

Gabriele Ambrosetti (1999-2003)
Signed for Chelsea by Gianluca Vialli and described by him as "the Italian Ryan Giggs" ....errr.... well they both played on the wing! That's the only comparison I can think of. 4 seasons at Chelsea produced 9 starts and 7 sub appearances and some of those were down to Vialli's squad rotation. For the sake of balance, it should be mentioned that he did score a goal for Chelsea, in a 5-0 win against Galatasaray in the Champions League. Another player which Claudio Ranieri simply refused to select, Gabriele left Chelsea on a free transfer and signed for Piacenza in his home country.

Slavisa Jokanovic (2000-02)
Serbian midfielder Joka struggled to come to terms with the pace of the English game and quickly became known as "Joker". Of his 19 appearances in his first Chelsea season, 12 were from the bench and he was usually booed on as he entered the field of play. He did however get credit for a good performance at Old Trafford, as Chelsea beat Man Utd 3-0, but that proved to be a false dawn and he did little of note for the club ever again. After his contract expired, Joka made a statement in which he apologised to Chelsea fans for his disappointing performances whilst at the club.

Jody Morris (1995-2003)
A contentious selection perhaps and maybe his off the field behaviour has not helped his case, as Jody Morris was always making news for the wrong reasons. Still 124 league appearances is no mean feat, even if he never truly established himself as a first team regular, and he played as a sub in the 2000 FA Cup Final. I was quite pleased when Jody left Chelsea for Leeds, as I thought that was a highly suitable place for our duff players to be dumped. Unfortunately after only 12 appearances Leeds realised that Jody wasn't the real deal and he was sold to Rotherham.

Peter Rhoades-Brown (1979-83)
OK possibly a harsh selection, but there isn't as much competition for the left side as some other positions. Peter Rhoades-Brown was a pacy if erratic winger, in truth more frustrating to watch than awful, but was once told by manager John Neal that his pacy runs into opposition territory would be more effective if he remembered to cross the ball at the end of them! Yes that was Peter, no end product I'm afraid. John Neal eventually signed Micky Thomas to play on Chelsea's left side and on that same day Peter left Chelsea for Oxford where he spent the rest of his career.

Robert Fleck (1992-95)
Chelsea's record signing at the time, at a cost of £2.1m, Robert Fleck had been reasonably prolific at Norwich but at Chelsea was a striker who didn't strike. Chelsea had considered moving for Teddy Sheringham that summer, who joined Spurs instead, but 3 seasons of Robert Fleck brought only 3 goals from 40 league appearances, plus 1 league cup goal, and Fleck wasn't included in Chelsea's squad for the 1994 FA Cup Final vs. Man Utd. Eventually the player transferred back to Norwich for £650,000 and Robert is currently 4th in the list of Norwich all-time goalscorers.

Dave Mitchell (1988-90)
Simply the worst player I have ever seen play for Chelsea. I wasn't going to include players in this team who had played as little as 7 matches for the club, but Dave demands inclusion for sheer ineptitude. No goals for Chelsea for this Australian striker and he never looked likely to score either. Sorry if you read this Dave, but you were truly awful and embarrassing to watch. Hopefully you gave better service to the other 13 clubs you played for. One of those clubs was Selangor in Malaysia, where Dave scored the winning goal in the 1995 Malaysian Cup final. He is captain of my team.
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