Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

(12-11-2010 00:56 )bobek Wrote:  Phrase - "Call me now guys. I feel like getting drunk and you might not see me again..."

Translation - "Please please please please call. We're desperately trying to avoid bankruptcy and there's not a chance in hell of me getting on any of the other channels with my history"

No idea who you mean, but heres an alternative:

Translation - "Why did I allow myself to be talked into being paid with company shares instead of that cash stuff?"

What a girl says - "This is the end of my section, but I'm leaving you with Louise"

Translation - "Oh God, I didn't refer to her as "the gorgeous Louise". Now no-one watching will know that she's attractive, she won't get any calls and it will be all my fault. Noooooooooooo!"

On Babestation Daytime - "Today we're being joined by Paige. Now normally she's a night time girl, but she does very kindly do the occasional shift on days"

Translation - I don't have a joke, this quote is genuine

(12-11-2010 04:46 )iloveMegan Wrote:  On Babestation Daytime - "Today we're being joined by Paige. Now normally she's a night time girl, but she does very kindly do the occasional shift on days"

Translation - I don't have a joke, this quote is genuine

Slumming it with us is she? Oh how nobel of her.

Phrase - "Im so hot tonite."

Translation - "Its bloody freezing, why do you think my nipples are up?
Might put on the heavy rubber perv suit later, even if it does still stink of fish from the last girl who wore it."

Oh my this is just to funny,

Next time ive had a bad day, i no ill be coming straight back to this thread.

Phrase:..........Make sure you get the billpayer’s permission.
Translation:....Tell your family you’re about to have a wank, and it’s gonna cost them fifty quid.

Phrase:..........Make sure you get the billpayer’s permission.
Translation:....Tell your boss you’re about to have a wank, and it’s gonna cost him/her fifty quid.

Phrase:..........Yeah, there’s my ass baby, but I have to pass you over to our lovely daytime girl now.
Translation:....You may wanna get into a shit hole, but I wanna get out of one.

Phrase:..........Go on babe, look right into my eyes and tell me how filthy I am.
Translation:....If anyone else says: “I can’t, there’s a box over your face” I’m gonna swing for someone!

Phrase:..........I hate to tell you this boys, but you’re never gonna see me again.
Translation:....I’ve just seen the size of the new OSGs.

Phrase:..........Tonight’s first movie is so new that I know absolutely nothing about it!…
Addendum:.....Other than the fact I was in it, and I can’t even remember it.

Phrase:..........OMG! OMG! Two girls are having the best sex ever on that phoneline!
Addendum:.....One’s eating cake, the other’s adding “TV WORK!” to her CV, and they’re both getting paid.
.....................Sex does not get any better than that!

Phrase:..........Oh my God boys, one of the cameramen in the studio actually has his hands on his nob!!
Translation:....Oh my God boys, one of the nobs in the studio actually has his hands on his camera!!

Phrase:..........Me and my very sexy friend did something really naughty together in the loo, but I can’t tell
......................you about it on the mic.
Translation:....We’ve just stuffed the new girl’s jumper down the toilet and rammed her donuts down the
......................sinks.

Phrase:.........I should be taking a break now, but I’d rather stay here on the bed for you boys!
Translation:...Break? What’s the point? The toilet’s blocked, the sinks are blocked, and I can’t even
.....................scrounge a donut.

Phrase: You ring me wrong time! (Asian babe)

Translation: Wrong time! Husband on line!

(23-09-2010 19:34 )Jam Da Man Wrote:  Phrase - Let me tell you about my pictures, videos etc....

Translation - My phone died.

Phrase - I'm gonna have a chat with the babe on option 2....

Translation - Her phone just died too.

Phrase - We're gonna get on the (new) phone together for a hot, sexy 2-4-1 boys - we've never been together before, and I can't wait to get filthy with her....

Translation: We can only find one set of batteries and I'll be dammed if you are getting a set fom my vibe!!!

Phrase: We have lots of girls on the phones tonight...

Translation: The producer buggered up the bookings, tomorrow will be 1 channel and a lot of recorded footage.

I've just heard Grace (Heather) on RLC say.
"Phone me back, you know who you are"

Meaning that she's forgotten his name