Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

Phrase: Get some hardcore action over on BabeStation Xtreme

Translation: I have no clue when it comes to porn, I feel uncomfortable enough talking 'cheeky' with guys, so it seems hardcore to me

Phrase - Let me tell you about my pictures, videos etc....

Translation - My phone died.

Phrase - I'm gonna have a chat with the babe on option 2....

Translation - Her phone just died too.

Phrase - We're gonna get on the (new) phone together for a hot, sexy 2-4-1 boys - we've never been together before, and I can't wait to get filthy with her....

Translation - We're gonna lay side by side without ever looking at each other, let alone touch.

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

Aw damn, reading these posts has shattered another illusion of mine. I thought all the babes on the Adult Channels were cock craving nymphos and to find out their not is the biggest let down since I realised Father Christmas didn't exist.

WHAT Father Christmas does not exist

(23-09-2010 19:00 )tsurugi Wrote:  Phrase: The time has come for me to leave the babeshows.
I am leaving to spend more time with my family and to concentrate on other projects so send in your goodbye texts now it will be your last chance ever

Translation: I will leave it a few days and see you mugs on another channel

Translation: I've applied to become a teacher.

(22-09-2010 04:31 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  Phrase: Don't go anywhere boys I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Translation: More like 45 minutes.

Translation: I really need a shit, shouldnt have had that curry.
...
Must remember not to bend over.

(23-09-2010 19:34 )Jam Da Man Wrote:  Phrase - Let me tell you about my pictures, videos etc....

Translation - My phone died.

Phrase - I'm gonna have a chat with the babe on option 2....

Translation - Her phone just died too.

Phrase - We're gonna get on the (new) phone together for a hot, sexy 2-4-1 boys - we've never been together before, and I can't wait to get filthy with her....

Translation - We're gonna lay side by side without ever looking at each other, let alone touch.

Just like being married!

(23-09-2010 22:07 )alexfury Wrote:  WHAT Father Christmas does not exist

A common misunderstanding, heres why:

Phrase - Look at my hot new outfit
Translation - Does my bum look big in this?

Phrase - Do you like me this way?
Thinks - Why does noone ever want to talk about my feelings?

Phrase - Im taking my shoes off and making like a footjob just the way you like it
Thinks - Id like you more if you took me shoe shopping

Phrase - Welcome back
Translation - Have you been seeing other channels? Well have you?

Phrase - just about anything
Thinks - Hey, that needs dusting

Phrase - I'm free - my last caller just finished

Translation - He was panting and grunting then the phone went dead. What if hes having a heart attack? Should I send an ambulance round?


Phrase - Like my tattoo? Its chinese

Translation - Bet I'd get more calls if I had more tattoos. I'll get one that says "I Millwall" cos everyone likes football, right.