Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

Phrase - Wow, that was one hot call!!!
Translation - Why does noone ever want to talk about committment?

Phrase - Isnt the new studio great!!!
Translation - Lime green curtains with an orange carpet? What was the designer on?

Phrase - Things are really cooking in the studio here, [name] has her buns out and is drizzling them with oil, Ive got two plump breats in my hands, get your sausages boys and give us your man-gravy.

Translation - 80 minutes at Gas Mark 5 should do it, Mum comes round at 12 so Ill start the roast chicken at 10. What? Someones on the phone!

Phrase - Are you shy? My last caller was.
Translation - He sounded nice. Not into sex at all.

Phrase - My last caller got cut off, call me back baby"

Translation - "Another wanker on a Pay As You Go phone who ran out of credit. Get a contract phone you loser".

phrase: thanks so much for your gift

translation: you really should get out and speak to a real girl and stop pinning all your hopes on me

Quote - It's my first night back and I'm feeling really horny so gimme a call right now...

Translation - OMG that holiday seems like a year ago already...(Shit! Did I SOUND horny just then? Ohhh, bugger!)

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

(26-09-2010 17:19 )mark495 Wrote:  phrase: thanks so much for your gift

translation: you really should get out and speak to a real girl and stop pinning all your hopes on me

translation: Is that it? Is that all Im worth to you? I sit here working my buns off for hours and thats all I get! Boy is my next caller going to get it.

phrase: Hi guys me and the girls have been getting real naughty off screen, why dont you give us a call and find out how naughty we've been


translation: Haha we've been sat around slagging you divs off really

phrase: i've had lots of requests from people for me to wear tights/stockings so im wearing a pair today just for you guys
translation: its just 1 request from the same guy over and over and over again, so im wearing them so he will shut the f**k up"

PHRASE:"Only a couple of minutes left of the shows guys,my line is free give me a call"
TRANSLATION:"OK there's 3 minutes until 5:30 .You're gonna have to listen to 1.30 minutes of pre-recorded crap,then if you're lucky i might pick up the phone.Once we get to 5.30 though I ain't hanging around.Next time set fire to a tenner it's probably cheaper

i love all these posts there sooooo funny lol. it just proves that there are some out there like me that realise the girls dont give a flying shit about you haha
im guessing those guys who believe they do are just soul destroyed right now lol


hmmmm i wonder how many responses i get saying oh noooo your wrong girl 'insert name' loves me and worrys bout me if i dont call haha

listen for 1.50 a min id tell you i love you to haha

Notice: "Back in 5 mins" on a mature show

Translation: Got to feed the cat