Nigeria 419

If you want a 419 letter, how about this one. I've received it 4 times.


URGENT - HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY EIGHTEEN MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN FROM MRS HELEN R OSCAR .
This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility. I am Mrs Helen R Oscar and I am a 65 years old woman.
I am a South African married to a Sierra Leonia. I was the President/CEO of CON OIL INTERNATIONAL-an oil servicing company in Johannesburg. I was also married with no child. My husband died on the 24th of November 2004.
Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I was living for and I never really cared about other people. But since the loss of my Husband and also because i had have no child to call my own, I have found a new desire to assist the helpless, I have been helping orphans in orphanages/motherless homes/humanitarians. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, Ethiopia, Cameroon, Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries. IN SUMMARY:- I have 18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million) U. S. Dollars which I deposited in a security company in Cotonou Benin republic as a family treasure & artefacts, please I want you to note that the security company does not know the real content to be money and I want you to assist me in claiming the consignment & distributing the money to charity organizations, I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project.Before I beca me ill, I kept $18 Mil lion in a l
I am in the hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations. Because my relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the $18 Million which I deposit with the name of my late husband as the next of kin because now due to my health the security company is demanding for a next of kin in other to get the money transferred in other to see that my last wish is accomplished which is sharing the money among charity organizations.
You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money and feel free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any expenses in distributing the money to charity organizations. I am willing to reward you for your assistance and kindness.
Kindly expedite action and contact me via email at mrshelenoscar@gmail.it for more details.
May the good Lord bless you and your family?
Best Regards.
Mrs Helen R Oscar
PLZ REPLLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAILBOX BACK: mrshelenoscar@gmail.it

Sounds genuine. Surely a scammer would make some effort to use vaguely correct grammar and theres plenty of biographical detail. So sad she cannot trust her own family. But wait! The bank does not know it is money, so what are they storing? Large amounts of cash? Suddenly it all makes sense - it was stored under the mattress and her husband injured himself falling off.

Sent to a legit account, so no way am I opening a dialog, and the source email address turns out to be fake:

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This may be my last post a I have won £30 million!

It must be genuine, 0001 sounds like a really important postcode and as you can see they got my name exactly right. Also they must have been double checking very thoroughly as this relates to last years rugby.

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Quote:From: nancybrown@bol.com.br

RUGBY WORLD CUP AWARD
RUGBY 2011 AWARD TEAM
Johannesburg
South Africa
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Dear Sir/Madam

We wish to notify you that your email address was automatically selected during the RUGBY 2011 world cup finals kick off in New-Zealand and has won you Cash (Cheque) of £3000.000.00 GBP (Three Million Great Britain Pounds) Payable through our Paying Bank.
Kindly note that Your Ref: RUGBY2011/00***/NL/11 falls within our Afro booklet Regional Headquarters representative office in Johannesburg, South Africa as indicated in the play coupon. All participants were selected automatically World Wide through a computer draw system and emails were generated from over 1 0, 000.00 internet email service providers. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed.

You are hereby advised to Contact Mrs Nancy Brown in our Paying Agent ( Electronic Payment Processing Center) for Immediate release of your fund.

Your winning prize has been insured and Deposited in our PayingAgent an Escrow Account Pending your Claim with this Payment Reference File Number of Deposit"PPC/ZA5***/2012

A Telex Instruction has been transmitted to our Paying Agent (Electronic Processing Center) Kindly Contact them with your Reference Number and Full Names with your payment Reference File Number of Deposit below is their Contact Details:
FNB Forex Payment Processing Center
Contact Person: Mrs Nancy Brown
Email:nancybrown@bol.com.br
Direct Line: +27-83-856-6960
Call Center: +27-11-083-5866
Fax Number: +27-86-273-8232

Reference Number:File Number of Deposit:PPC/ZA5622/2012
Amount Won:£3000.000.00 GBP
Reference Number: RUGBY2011/00453/NL/11

The payment is guaranteed within 72hrs (3 working days) Contact Ms Nancy Brown and Submit your details via email to Process your Payment

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Fax:
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Note: if ever you are under 18, you will be automatically disqualified unless you provide us with the information of someone who is above 18 years of age.


We Congratulates you on behalf of South African Rugby Union and its Partner for making Rugby World Cup 2011 successful.

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Congratulations once again.
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Another scumbag has emailed me pretending to have a friend in common, probably using the email facility on a well known broadcasting forum.

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