Nigeria 419

Wonders will never cease! The Penis Enlarger has brough tears to the maids eyes and now it seems I have won a lottery! All I need to do is send my details to the conventionally named and not at all suspicious Mrs. Utorvic Benson then its off to The Caiman Isles for me and back to the domestic agency for the maid.

As everyone knows "POX" is short for Post Office Box and Laruia is a well known suburb of Liverpool not to be confused with somewhere in Mauritania or Morocco. At least my winnings are real unlike this poor woman http://419.bittenus.com/NationalLottery/index.htm

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Subject:Re: Congratulations from me and members of staff of our company aj.
From:IWAY DRAW ONLINE (unclaim.dept@gmail.com)
IWAY DRAW ONLINE DRAW
POX 235LU. LARUIA
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9920X3/2011
Batch: 085/06/FSX20
BTL NOTIFICATION DESK

We happily announce to you the draw (#1070) of the IWAY DRAW online Sweepstakes International program held on Friday 1st of June 2012.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 139573490206 750 with Serial number 1395/09 drew the lucky numbers: 04 17 26 30 34 bonus number 09, which subsequently happen to be among our lucky selected email address in the online draw in the 1st category i.e. match 6.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of ?1,000.000.00(One Million Pounds) in cash credited to file ZXT/1395700117/09. This is from a total cash prize of ?2.000.000 shared among the (2) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 6. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, individuals, associations and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place once in a year.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet in United Kingdom Liverpool In view of this, your ?1.000.000.00(One Million Pounds) would be released to you by our Attorney.

Do send us your full name and contact number and you will be contacted by our attorney.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you send the required details. For security reasons, you`re advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.

Congratulations from me and members of staff of IWAY DRAW.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Utorvic Benson

if you google 419 there is some great websites. one geezer got a scammer to send the £50 he needed to pay his bishop for the £10,000 bankers draft the scammer wanted! even got hi nm to join the church of the red breast and sent a picture,,,i was fuckin crying reading it!

http://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

(19-06-2012 18:10 )cwpussylover Wrote:  http://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

that might be one of the best things i've ever read online!

(19-06-2012 20:33 )terence Wrote:  

(19-06-2012 18:10 )cwpussylover Wrote:  http://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

that might be one of the best things i've ever read online!

i lol and cry with tears everytime i read it

(19-06-2012 18:10 )cwpussylover Wrote:  http://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

Just finished reading this and it had me in stitches.

My luck keeps growing, I am being headhunted and I don't even remember applying or registering! These people must be good if they have worked out my area. Only worrying aspect is that they ask for a signed contract ahead of job details.

Not sure where the young lady is from, wherever it is they have a differently correct way of spelling Lucy, still we are all supposed to celebrate diversity now. Here is the message from Lusy Fulton suriyah27@yahoo.com

Lusy Fulton Wrote:Hello! How are you? Thanks for your email. In response to your inquiry enclosed you will find more information regarding a new opportunity and the Employment Contract. The position has recently become available. I hope you will become a member of our team because you match our qualifications and we are anxious to
get you started.We already have tasks in your area.
1) Opening description, responsibilities, salary level and the requirements to candidates are available on the website on the jobs page. Please check the website for more information http://www.b-tan.com/?1
2} Once you are ready to get started please fill out the enclosed Employment Agreement sign or fill in electronically and send it back via email. We will verify it has been received and contact you back with information on how to continue.
Your next step is to click APPLY NOW. If you have any questions after visiting our website or couldn't find the right answers on the site do not hesitate to email me directly. I will respond to you the answer personally or will add it to the FAQ page andinform you about it. Below you will find the website address.
Sincerely, HR Manager

Wonders will never cease. My good fairy must be buying lottery tickets because I didnt enter this contest. I just hope that revealing this does not invalidate my win as the instructions say I should keep this confidential. On the plus side these people have sent me two emails and there are two winners so perhaps I have won both prizes!

Lets see how long it takes them to send the cheque.

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Subject: You`re a winner i‏
From: Onn Online Draw unclaim.dept@gmail.com
(Reply to: c_dept@aol.co.uk )

O.N.N ONLINE DRAW
POX 235LU. LARUIA
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9920X3/2011
Batch: 085/06/FSX20
BTL NOTIFICATION DESK

We`re happy to announce to you the draw (#1070) of the O.N.N ONLINE DRAW online Sweepstakes International program held on Thursday 16th of August 2012.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 139573490206 750 with Serial number 1395/09 drew the lucky numbers: 04 17 26 30 34 bonus number 09, which subsequently happen to be among our lucky selected email address in the online draw in the 1st category i.e. match 6.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of Ј1,000.000 (One Million Pounds) in cash credited to file ZXT/1395700117/09. This is from a total cash prize of Ј2.000.000 shared among the (2) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 6. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, individuals, associations and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place once in a year.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet in United Kingdom Liverpool In view of this, your Ј1.000.000.00(One Million Pounds) would be released to you by our Attorney.

Do send us your full name and contact number and you will be contacted by our attorney.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you send the required details. For security reasons, you`re advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.

Congratulations from me and members of staff of onn Online Draw.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Shoun Raferge

Well friends and trolls, this may be my last post as I have won the Liverpool lottery AGAIN!!!!

Even better the draw includes a BJ. I am not quite sure how I can win three times in 6 months if the draw only takes place once a year, perhaps all my wins were in the same draw and it takes time to notify all the small winners. Its also a bit worrying that the prize changes from one million pounds to having a question maek in front of it, and the letter is signed by someone whose name sounds like "Hehe", but I quibble.

I know I can trust you, but please keep this to yourself as there is confidentiallity clause, probably to stop people impersonating me and claiming the money instead of me. (That must be what happened last time).

Quote:From: mclaimdepart@gmail.com (Reply to: c_dept@aol.co.uk)

BJ Online Draw
Temple Square
5 Jacob avenue Ranstin ,Liverpool, L7091 1nl
United Kingdom
(Customer Services)
Ref: Uk/9920x3/2011
Batch: 085/06/Fsx20
Btl Notification Desk

We`re happy to announce to you the draw (#1070) of the BJ Online Draw International program held on Monday , February 25, 2013. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 1395734***06 750 with Serial number 1395/09 drew the lucky numbers: 04 ** 26 ** 34 bonus number 09, which subsequently happen to be among our lucky selected email address in the online draw in the 1st category i.e. match 6.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of ?1, 000.000 (One Million Pounds) in cash credited to file ZXT/1395700117/09. This is from a total cash prize of ?2.000.000 shared among the (2) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 6. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, individuals, associations and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place once in a year.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet in United Kingdom Liverpool In view of this, your ?1.000.000.00(One Million Pounds) would be released to you by our Attorney.

Do send us your full name and contact number and you will be contacted by our attorney.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you send the required details. For security reasons, you`re advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.

Congratulations from me and members of staff of BJ Online Draw.

Yours faithfully,

Pete Ehe