i did it yaaaaaaaaaay

gazwim Wrote:im sure he did but i would not like it done to me no way

I agree with you on this one Gaz.
Reminds me of the old joke.

Man goes to doctor with STD caught by anal sex.
Doctor prescribes the following mixture to be consumed daily for the next 2 weeks.
1 large tin of baked beans
4 tablespoons of castor oil
4 tablespoons of liquid paraffin
4 senokot tablets
1 packet of liquorice allsorts
plus a pint of Guinness.

Will that cure me says the man?
No, says the doctor but it will help to remind you what your arse hole is meant for.

quite funny that

cherrysexstation Wrote:i bet he liked it realy he creamed on her face !!

I only enjoyed it cuz some got in her eye and it stung her for ages
However the ejaculate was totally involuntary and not welcomed....i swear!

you are a nice man lol

Try it for yourself mate and you'll understand why i was not entirely sympathetic to her temporary blindness

think i'll pass

astonv1 Wrote:

cherrysexstation Wrote:just out of interst has any of u evea had a wank and put a finger up ur butt its supposed to be wicked just wonered if its true??? and no its not gay lol

I was once in the 69 position with my then girlfriend when she slid a finger up there......eeewwww!
... I came buckets all over her face (she deserved it!)

A part of me died that day

lol a part of you died?? that bad? you dump her for it?