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Shiny Helmet Wrote:

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Something has just occured to me. Who took the photo?

Why don't you e-mail him and ask

Because he might think I'm his friend and write me a poem.

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Because he might think I'm his friend and write me a poem.

Yeah didn't think of that, maybe we'll leave him to his own devices.

Shiny Helmet Wrote:Bonkers aka Raving Lunatic

Standing half nude whilst watching channel 960 or 962
Could well be having a five knuckle shuffle me thinks.

the pic in this post nearly earned him a negative rep i didn't include it when copying his post on the grounds of taste!

shiny, did you consider using that photo as a reply to april?

Shiny Helmet Wrote:

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Because he might think I'm his friend and write me a poem.

Yeah didn't think of that, maybe we'll leave him to his own devices.

Yeah, hopefully natural selection will take care of him soon enough.

phallusfungus Wrote:the pic in this post nearly earned him a negative rep i didn't include it when copying his post on the grounds of taste!

shiny, did you consider using that photo as a reply to april?

I have removed the post, i agree it was a bit much to stomach!
As for the photo it has only just come to light.

Shiny Helmet Wrote:

phallusfungus Wrote:the pic in this post nearly earned him a negative rep i didn't include it when copying his post on the grounds of taste!

shiny, did you consider using that photo as a reply to april?

I have removed the post, i agree it was a bit much to stomach!
As for the photo it has only just come to light.

Quite. We didn't need to see where his poetry comes from.

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem

"Kylie

With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "

a complete fucking plank

The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall

tmfkamr-gummidge: If you think that was creepy, then tell us what you think of bonkers' apprentice in this video:
http://www.candycrib.com/Video/197664/lil-video-of-me

(You may need to get your mind bleached after watching.)

vostok 1 Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem

"Kylie

With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "

a complete fucking plank

The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall

tmfkamr-gummidge: If you think that was creepy, then tell us what you think of bonkers' apprentice in this video:
[url]http://www.candycrib.com/Video/197664/lil-video-of-me/url]

(You may need to get your mind bleached after watching.)

Bloody scary. He should give up singing and stick to eating pies.



PS: How long before someone asks me to delete the photo from this post?

oh dear, think thats bad, look at his other video. Couldn't control my laughter lmao!!!!! He forgets the poxy words

phallusfungus Wrote:How long before someone asks me to delete the photo from this post?

That is one scary man!!