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Can anybody tell me?

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Krill Liberator Offline
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RE: Can anybody tell me?
Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman sucking on a large and amusingly-shaped pacifier.

D'you know what? This is a huge lie, and I'm not even going to elaborate or do the long "apart from" list that I had in mind.

But the point about fellatio is well-made.
I never understood that, and I've got to add that I would be lying again if I were to say "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
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(This post was last modified: 14-02-2011 01:34 by Krill Liberator.)
14-02-2011 01:34
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mr williams Offline
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RE: Can anybody tell me?
(14-02-2011 01:34 )Krill Liberator Wrote:  "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

No, you mean "Nothing turns me on as much as watching Ann Widdecombe trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

(oh God, I've now got that image in my head!!! eekeek )

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14-02-2011 02:10
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Krill Liberator Offline
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RE: Can anybody tell me?
(14-02-2011 02:10 )mr williams Wrote:  
(14-02-2011 01:34 )Krill Liberator Wrote:  "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

No, you mean "Nothing turns me on as much as watching Ann Widdecombe trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

(oh God, I've now got that image in my head!!! eekeek )
Oh no! One slip of the metaphorical tongue (enough of that, sir: you're making up your own jokes!) and I've destroyed your mind forever... but I gotta admit, Widdy with a dildo? That gives me a deep-seated feeling of nausea lob-on.Big Grin

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(This post was last modified: 14-02-2011 02:22 by Krill Liberator.)
14-02-2011 02:21
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mr williams Offline
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RE: Can anybody tell me?
The invisible man promises he won't come in her mouth.....


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14-02-2011 02:27
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eccles Offline
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RE: Can anybody tell me?
(14-02-2011 02:10 )mr williams Wrote:  
(14-02-2011 01:34 )Krill Liberator Wrote:  "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

No, you mean "Nothing turns me on as much as watching Ann Widdecombe trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".

(oh God, I've now got that image in my head!!! eekeek )

You bastard!!!! How am I meant to sleep now?
Wheres the unthank button?

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14-02-2011 03:35
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