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How many crime authors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to do it almost all of the way, and another to give it a surprising twist at the end....
06-02-2024 21:50
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My Doctor asked me if I thought I had a drink problem, I replied " Yes, I've only got two hands and one mouth"....
11-02-2024 15:49
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Why is having sex like eating a KFC?
Well, after you've enjoyed the breasts & thighs, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in .....
11-02-2024 15:52
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Have you seen the new Barbie doll "Divorce Barbie" ?

Apparently it comes with Ken's house for free!
11-02-2024 16:12
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What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
Subpoena colada.

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Police say a man who last week was shot 200 times with a upholstery gun was now totally recovered.
01-03-2024 21:45
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Billy started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction.

It was a total flop......and nobody came

03-03-2024 12:26
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I phoned my lawyer and asked how much it would cost to answer three questions.
"Eight hundred pounds" was the response.
"That's a bit steep isn't it?" I replied.
"That's a matter of opinion, & what's your third question?" said the lawyer....
17-03-2024 12:27
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Feeling horny, I phoned the wife for some hot phone sex.
"Tell me if you're wearing any knickers," I said.
"Actually, I'm not." she replied.
"Ooh you mucky little minx. What are you doing?" I asked provocatively.
"Having a shit," wasn't really the answer I was looking for!
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