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Post: #8201
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Whilst having sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move.

Wife said 'What are you doing?"

I said I've seen this on PornHub it's called buffering
19-09-2017 18:39
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Post: #8202
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I was in bed last night pulling my boxers off when my girlfriend walked in and said please don't do that to the dogs!
19-09-2017 19:21
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Post: #8203
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Wife "Look at that drunk!" Husband "Who is he?" Wife "10 years ago he proposed & I rejected him" Husband "wow, he must still be celebrating"
22-09-2017 12:04
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Post: #8204
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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
22-09-2017 15:03
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Post: #8205
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My girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh...

If I put my ear to it I can smell the sea.
22-09-2017 15:08
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Post: #8206
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A lot of women turn into good drivers…

So if you’re a good driver, watch out for women who are turning.
22-09-2017 15:11
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Post: #8207
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Good news for insomniacs!

Only 10 sleeps until Christmas!
22-09-2017 15:14
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Post: #8208
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Last night I ate a piece of string.

I shit you knot.
24-09-2017 09:34
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Post: #8209
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How do you weigh a chilli pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
25-09-2017 10:52
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I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.

Right after I left for work
26-09-2017 16:27
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