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My son asked me: "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

"That happens in every country, son," I replied.
09-08-2018 21:35
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I remember taking my lad to the pub for the 1st time.
Bought him a pint of stout, didn't like it so I drank it, pint of lager, same thing, cider, same.
Got us shots, the ungrateful shit made me have em all. Finally we left.

How the fuck I got the pushchair home I'll never know.
11-08-2018 19:52
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This one liner from comedian Adam Rowe was chosen as the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival :

Working for the Jobcentre has to be a tense job-knowing that if you get fired,you still have to come in the next day.
20-08-2018 12:47
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When a girl changes clothes in front of you, she is really into you.

Or she hasn't spotted you in the cupboard yet.
27-08-2018 19:53
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A Quick Guide on "How to Fall Down Stairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
27-08-2018 20:07
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My friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear.

I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them...

Or because the rest of the family was there...

Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.
27-08-2018 20:16
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Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

You have to hand it to her.
27-08-2018 20:20
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Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?
08-09-2018 11:51
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My wife and I decided to not have children.

The kids are pretty upset.
08-09-2018 17:21
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I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat bastard sitting there holding his cock.

Then I realised the telly wasn't on.
08-09-2018 17:23
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