Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

Jaws 19 "This Time Its Really Really Personal"



Marty Mcfly:"Shark Still Looks Fake" lol

Pretty much any line from Young Frankenstein you choose, they're all gold. My all time favourite comedy.

Family Guy: Season: 6 Episode: 9 - Back to the Woods

[Joe forces the real Peter out of his house]
James Woods: Hey, not so fast, pal, but...those are my clothes.
Peter: Oh, come on!
Joe: You heard him, fella. Take 'em off. [Peter strips naked and hands his clothes to James Woods] Right down to the poop sack. [Peter and James stare at him] What? You don't all wear a poop sack..? DAMMIT, BONNIE! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!

' Chewie , we're home '
From the new Starwars trailer, looks like this film might get the franchise back on course

Goodfellas

Billy Batts 'Now go get ya fuckin shinebox.'

American Dad: Season 1: Episode 4: Francine's Flashback

[Stan Smith has forgotten his wife, Francine, their anniversary one too many times, much to her chagrin. She hopeful he remembers this time to be back home by Midnight. She discusses this with Roger the Alien & Klaus the German goldfish]

Francine:[after watching a "Cop Langley Falls video, showing a very angry Francine, brutally beating up Stan for forgetting their anniversary] He could never forget a beating like that. I'm sure he's just waiting for the perfect time to surprise me, after all our anniversary isn't over to Midnight.

[Cut to very late at Midnight, and contrary to Francine's clams. Stan, his CIA boss Deputy Director Avery Bullock and Jackson, are fishing late on a CIA boat]

Stan: This Midnight fishing is great.
Bullock: [to Stan] Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home.
Stan: Yeah, I'm laying low. Today is the anniversary, of a huge fight me and Francine got into last year.
Jackson: Yeah, what about?
Stan: Oh, I forgot our anniversary [Bullock and Jackson stare at Stan] ha, I never gonna do that again [continue fishing nonchalantly while taking a few sips of beer bottle]
Jackson: I err you-
[Bullock raises his right hand to interrupt Jackson; both continue to state at Stan]
[Stan, takes another two more sips of beer nonchalantly, before he lets out a loud scream, dropping his beer bottle]
Bullock: There it is

(15-02-2015 20:23 )terence Wrote:  [Talladega Nights]

Not a quote, but extra points to Talladega Nights for the fact that Will Ferrell's character named his kids:

- Walker; and...
- Texas Ranger