Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

"Gentlemen,you can't fight in here.This is the War Room!"

President Muffley,Dr. Strangelove(1964)

Some belters here from Jackie Gleason

From the film Black Rain, a Japanese cop fucks Off Michael Douglas also a cop and he says the line to the guys face:

"I Usually Get Kissed Before Am Fucked"

(Not sure if another member then this quote before so apologies)

The Simpsons, season 5, ep. 2 - Cape Fear

(The Simpsons family, after finding Sideshow Bob on the loose, enter the Witness Protection Program. Two agents meet the family to discuss the family new names, address & job. After a while, the agents try giving Homer his new name Mr. Thompson; however Homer (being Homer) failed to catch on to their meaning)

Agent [to Homer]: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say,"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: (stares blankly)
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: (stares blankly)
(The two agents exchange a look)
(A long time later)
Agent: (sighs in frustration) Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! (stomps on Homer's foot a few times)
Homer: (stares blankly; to other agent) I think he's talking to you.

One of my fav scenes from Iron Man featuring the great Jeff Bridges

https://youtu.be/9foB2z_OVHc

Got some Jeffrey Dean Morgan (The Walking Dead's Negan) season Mercy best quotes from Season 8, episode 1 - Mercy & season 8, episode 5 - The Big Scary U

This quote here was near the end with Negan & Father Gabriel (Seth Gilliam) & in the season 8 ep 1 trailer.

(In a darkened trailer surrounded by walkers that have breached Negan's compound - The Sanctuary.)

Negan: I hope you got your shitting pants on?
Fr. Gabriel:[confused] What?...
Negan: You're shitting pants...I hope your wearing them right now? [steps out of the shadows] because you...are about to shit your pants. [smiles evilly]

This quote is Negan's rant with Simon (Steven Ogg) near the beginning of season 7, episode 5 - The Big Scary U

(After hearing Simon & Gregory (Xander Berkeley) idea on how to handle Maggie (Lauren Cohen) and the Hilltop people in Negan's personal office)

Negan:[angrily bangs "Lucille" hard on the table] People are a resource. [bangs the table again] Money on the table. [stands, shouts angrily] PEOPLE [bangs table] ARE [bangs table] THE FOUNDATION [bangs table] OF WHAT [bangs table] WE [bangs table] ARE [bangs table] BUILDING HERE!! [bang table]

Negan: [menacingly] Who the hell do you think your talking to? Are you confused about who we are? Are you confused who is in charge? Are we backsliding, Simon? Please...tell me where not backsliding?

And I love this quote from the same episode The Big Scary U when Negan address the workers of the Sanctuary - "I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nut sack is made of steel". (I swear Negan's could be the next Eminem with the quote)

"Now I am calling you a liar, Senor Bob. And if you're lying, which you are, then you killed Minnie...and Sweet Dave..."

Edited - Family Guy, season 16, episode 6 - The D in Apartment 23

[A cutaway gag where Peter is at Dick's Sporting Good store, where Peter is banned for prank calling the store]

Peter: Um, what the name of this place?
Dick's Sporting Good store male employee: Dick's.
Peter: [snickers] And what that say on your shirt?
Dick's Sporting Good store male employee: Dick's.
Peter: [trying really hard not to laugh] Can I have two balls and an helmet?
Dick's Sporting Good store male employee: Hey, your the guy from the phone.
Peter:[runs out of store, laughing] Start the car, Chris!
Chris [off-screen] Did you get him, Dad?!
Peter: We got him.

Pretty much any line from Scarface
Youve got to read it in a cuban latino voice
its one of the first scenes when Tony and Manny are working in a takeaway

Manny - Look at her in the pink she beautiful look at those titties
Tony - Look at that punk wit her , whats he got I haven't

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And then Omar Saurez pulls up to give them there first job

Omar - $500 each
Manny - thats great
Tony - you kidding!? 500 who dyou think we are? Baggage handlers?

Its fucking amazing please watch the film if you've not seen it every line every scene makes me what to time travel 1980s Miami those pastel suits big collars cigars nice hot women good music fun times