Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

Back To The Future Part 2 - Marty Knocks himself out lol

https://youtu.be/gKosmXx1gkc

From Brooklyn Nine-Nine S1 Ep3 "The Slump"

The detectivres are discussing their favourite cop films,shouting and listing their choices and why.It gets to Diaz.

Diaz : "RoboCop,gratuitous violence."

Jake : "Oh I thought you were listing reasons."

Diaz : "I was.That's it."

A good insult from Bad Santa(2003)

Marcus(to Willie) : “You are by far the dumbest,most pathetic piece of maggot eating shit that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass.You're an emotional fucking cripple.Your soul is dogshit.Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and I'm all outta bubblegum."

John Nada(Roddy Piper)They Live(1988)

“Crom,I have never prayed to you before,I have no tongue for it.No one,not even you will remember if we were good men or bad.Why we fought,or why we died.All that matters is that two stood against many,that's what is important!
Valor pleases you Crom...
So grant me one request,grant me revenge!
...and if you don't listen,then to HELL with you."

Conan,Conan the Barbarian(1982)

Family Guy, season 8, episode 2 - Family Goy quote

Lois: Peter, stop that! We're not having sex. I told you I have a lump!
Peter: I got a lump too and mine's easier to get rid of.

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it's better if you do.”
Closer (2005)

"And that was the last ever episode of the X factor. Goodbye."
Ant or Dec.

Hasn't happened at the time of writing this but maybe someone is reading this in the future.

One of my favourite quotes is from "Angel" series 2 episode 16 "Epiphany", Angel is speaking to Detective Kate

"If nothing we do matters ..... then all that matters is what we do"

I was only 13 when I saw the original airing of that episode and ever since then the quote stuck in my mind