Elle - Chat, Caps and Vids

(02-05-2009 23:53 )Forum Style Wrote:  I think it's fairly safe to say that, if Elle is getting back on our screens at some stage, it won't be for her previous employers.

Nope I dont think Im comfy working for anybody else...!

Keep your eyes peeled next week is all Im saying hehehe! xxx

Im not sure if anybody has visited the link displayed on the main page tonight for Lucy Annes (from Early Bird show) striptease?...Because Im also on the same site

Ps, Im now PINK woooo! xx

Pps, Thanks to Forum Style and chums for thier ever lovely/supportive posts xxxxxx

Elle, you can't keep us in suspenders, babe! More info, PLEASE. xx
PS You look great in pink. xx

You're welcome Elle, you can always support yourself on my lovely post. Oh god, that came out wrong. I mean ... erm ... testicles. Oh no, that's worse! Wait ... I'm not Forum Style ... (that'll work) ... I'm his evil twin brother, Font (feel free to improve on that last joke, I think I could have done better).

Hang on, you mean she CAN'T keep us in suspenders??? I'm sure she told me I had to wear this lingerie otherwise the ozone layer would kill all the penguins or something. Women! Can't live with them ... (according to the authorities).

Send in the medics

Elle currently has me suspended from the ceiling. I'm typing this with my nose. My shoulders are slowly seperating so I'm quite keen on Elle releasing me just long enough to get the medical attention I badly need. That is all.

It makes you wonder why we like Elle so much considering that she's forced me into transvestisism and she's got rickhardo trussed up like a hanging basket with gawd-knows-what on her mind. Still, forgive and forget, that's what I say.

Anyway, maybe Elle was being cryptic with her last announcement? She used the word "comfy" so possibly it's more relaxed than before, like a bed instead of a couch. And she wrote "keep them peeled" and 'peeling' is another word for stripping. Plus, she put a saucy "hehehe!" laugh at the end so it must be naughty. I've got it!!! She's going to cheekily strip and repair period furniture for a living!?!? Cool. I look forward to her new show on the Discovery Shed channel.

5,278,631 ... 5,278,630 ... 5,278,629 ... I've no idea to which particular time I am counting down ... I just know that it's the only thing keeping me going. As long as I keep counting, it can't be far away. 5,278,628 ...

(This week's crappy overacting was brought to you by the letters 'T', 'V' and 'M' ... I think it's trying to spell the word 'VOMIT'!?)

http://www.kaz-studio.co.uk/elle.html

daza4 Wrote:http://www.kaz-studio.co.uk/elle.html

nice find

Elle you look stunning in those pics. nice find daza4