Can somebody answer these!

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

why is there only one monopolies commission?

Why does mineral water that "has trickled through mountains for centuries" have a sell-by date?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

how do you handcuff sum1 with 1 arm?

If you spend all day doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?

Why is 'Abbreviation' such a long word when it means the opposite of a long word?

(01-02-2013 18:24 )The Truth Wrote:  What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?

Ridiculous

Why is it called 'taking a dump' and not 'leaving a dump'?

Chicken or egg, what was first?
Babeshow comparison: screen time or call stats?
Does she have the best call stats because she is on the longest, or is she on the longest because she has the best call stats?
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How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stay on the pan?