Babeshows - tips for performers : a tongue in cheek guide

I thought it might be useful to have a thread where members could post specific examples of things - do's (and don'ts) if you will ? - that aspiring babeshow babes could potentially learn from ?

So I'll start the ball rolling with the delightful Hannah C.

Now, pay attention...do you see how in the almost symmetrical positioning of her hands either side of an area of great interest to the viewer whilst making direct eye contact with the camera...she cleverly links the idea of a phone call with this coveted region of her body, thereby attempting to associate the act of phoning with the reward of cleavage, and so stimulating more calls ?

NB - this manoeuvre can work with other regions, not just cleavage, but depending on their location it may require slightly more co-ordination on the part of the babe, and in the case of the crotch or the behind area, it can be difficult to keep the face also in camera shot at the same time...so it's important to pre-establish your face prior to that elsewhere in the sequence before moving the phone to your selected region of maximum temptation.

Advance signalling to the camera operator of your intentions can help to intensify the effect, requesting the assistance of a zoom to a close up of the phone adjacent to the region in question.

Lets hope this thread attracts constructive advice for the babes to get whatever channel more £££, although I suspect give it 24 hours and it'll be full of troll posts.

Still, good job getting this threat up and running M-L-L

...Cali's got the idea of the "produce placement" ...and a hands-free lazy method....

1. Mix up your set choices each night to utilise all the sets at your disposal over a given number of nightshows.
2. Wear an outfit that is appropriate to the set.
3. Tease and titilate for a while before a slow striprease to nudity.
4. Mix up your movements between the slow and sensual and fast and hard.
5. Mix up your body language and facial expression to suit the theme.
6. Listen to the caller, don't talk over them. Try to always give the caller what they want to see within the rules.
7. If you are into doing hot and horny 2-4-1s Dannii Harwood style then let the powers that be know and suggest possible suitable partners.
8. Use props and features within a set, don't just sit or lie on a surface for hours on end.
9. Don't wave your phone when on a call.
10. And most important of all........... ENJOY YOUR WORK

(07-03-2015 17:13 )snookered147 Wrote:  6. Listen to the caller, don't talk over them.

^^^ This

Girls, there have been some rumours lately that you may be being watched when you are simply going about your private business of being at work. In fact, we are even led to believe that some individuals, branded as 'cappers' by the popular press, may be trying to take pictures of you.

So as a precaution, we are asking you to be on the look-out for devices like this :



If you think you may be affected, there are some easy and effective steps you can take :

> On no account must you look directly at the camera.

> Be sure to waggle one or both of your legs back and forth incessantly. DO NOT stop this even for a second, as it may provide an unblurred cap.

> If your hair should fall in such a way as to block out the best view, be sure to leave it as it is, don't be tempted to brush it back behind your shoulder again.

> Always make sure you have either a smart phone or a tablet device, preferably both, to heavily distract your attention so that the watcher may quickly lose interest and move on elsewhere.

> Particularly important, if it is after the hour of 10pm, be careful about removing too much clothing. We are happy to see this advice being followed more often now on one channel, but others need to catch up.

> When taking a phone call, it is imperative to hold the phone tight against the face, thus hiding the mouth. As an added protection, the free hand can also be wrapped around the lower face.

> And no matter how much you may be enjoying yourself, never let it show, remember - you're not there to please anyone else.

If you think you may have been affected, just phone that big long number at the bottom of the screen to discuss it with your colleagues, who can give you advice for a mere £1.53 per minute, alternatively you can just carry on a conversation across the studio with them.

^^^ great post circles

Look up Gerald Ratner on Wikipedia. Try not to emulate him when talking about your pervs customers on social media.

(28-02-2015 16:26 )M-L-L Wrote:   I thought it might be useful to have a thread where members could post specific examples of things - do's (and don'ts) if you will ? - that aspiring babeshow babes could potentially learn from ?

So I'll start the ball rolling with the delightful Hannah C.

Now, pay attention...do you see how in the almost symmetrical positioning of her hands either side of an area of great interest to the viewer whilst making direct eye contact with the camera...she cleverly links the idea of a phone call with this coveted region of her body, thereby attempting to associate the act of phoning with the reward of cleavage, and so stimulating more calls ?

NB - this manoeuvre can work with other regions, not just cleavage, but depending on their location it may require slightly more co-ordination on the part of the babe, and in the case of the crotch or the behind area, it can be difficult to keep the face also in camera shot at the same time...so it's important to pre-establish your face prior to that elsewhere in the sequence before moving the phone to your selected region of maximum temptation.

Advance signalling to the camera operator of your intentions can help to intensify the effect, requesting the assistance of a zoom to a close up of the phone adjacent to the region in question.

is your head full of shit like this? i know my head is full of shit, but different. nicely played though

(10-03-2015 22:35 )bob roberts Wrote:  is your head full of shit like this? i know my head is full of shit, but different. nicely played though

No.
This thread was supposed to be satirical, but other than circles post, it has obviously failed miserably.