You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

...when.....

Breasts. Breasts breasts. Breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts breasts, breast breasts. Breasts.

(It's a softening of the brain called Excess C syndrome - it's brought on by a surfeit of "C's" : such as Charlie C and Hannah C )

^ l think you'll find that this is exactly what Newton's Third Law ("For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.") was formulated to explain: In this case, for everything that gets hard, something else must get soft.

The prediction thingie on my Kindle Fire,so when I type Dannii its now started offering me Harwood as the next word! Same with Maddie followed by Rose and Clare followed by Richards!

...when Dan Volatile's Old Babeshows thread starts containing posts of shows that you can clearly remember seeing the first time around....

...when you get frustrated that Maddison Rose shows up wearing black stockings and black underwear...again.

...when you find yourself thinking "..once the instrumental bit gets going, that "What do you know about acid music?" number's actually quite catchy"

(18-06-2016 18:13 )M-L-L Wrote:  ...when you find yourself thinking "..once the instrumental bit gworrying oing, that "What do you know about acid music?" number's actually quite catchy"

I now Know the lyrics to can I see your fanny, your arsehole good and scratch the penis off by heart. That is really worry

...when you can i.d. a babe by her tattoos

...or by what she's wearing

When you're watching something else and think "that would be a perfect moment to cap".

And when you're out and you realise its after 10 and think its titty time, or you're at home and you think "yes i don't have to wait for ages to see some some tits" lol