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Test for Dementia

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Test for Dementia
Test for Dementia

B elow are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question :

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?









Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don 't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question :
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)








Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator . Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 Add another 1000 Now add20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....












Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100 .



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question :

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?









Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.!
Her name is Mary Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?















He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.











PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

I molested myself last night, i tried to say no, but i knew i wanted it.


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24-04-2009 15:51
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RE: Test for Dementia
This is just like the old "What do you do when you see a green light" trick. If so many people got them all wrong, surely it's average to get them wrong...

I got the third question right, anyway. Because I've been asked that one before. Hehehe...
(This post was last modified: 24-04-2009 17:28 by ǝʌɐʍǝpɐןq.)
24-04-2009 17:27
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RE: Test for Dementia
I got three out of five. Does that mean my psychologist was wrong? Do I have to change my signature again?

Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
(This post was last modified: 24-04-2009 17:37 by Da Mastah.)
24-04-2009 17:36
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Four out of five correct for me. Got no. 4 wrong.
24-04-2009 18:06
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RE: Test for Dementia
dementia or not im pretty sure everyone is insane anyway so it doesn't really matter.

the voices in my head always keep me right.

I molested myself last night, i tried to say no, but i knew i wanted it.


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BigChuck Wrote:dementia or not im pretty sure everyone is insane anyway so it doesn't really matter.

the voices in my head always keep me right.

I agree. And so do I!

Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
24-04-2009 20:29
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RE: Test for Dementia
UPDATE: I just took an online psychopath test. Here are my results.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/results/the-a...abiding=10

I'm probably not a psychopath. Woohoo!

Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
(This post was last modified: 25-04-2009 00:00 by Da Mastah.)
24-04-2009 22:04
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