Analogue Satellite memories

I thought I would do this because well before this new-fangled SKY stuff came along we had the old analogue satellite boxes which gave all sorts of delights mostly from abroad. I managed to see Colpo Grosso/Tutti Frutti-the strange stripping/gambling game show, a plethora of British stations like The Children's Channel( a whole channel just for kids!), the old version of UK Gold(with the bounding golden retriever) which shows all sorts of stuff and cartoons like The Raccoons early mornings. Other things were RTL, SAT1 and RTLII who would regularly show sexy films(mostly American but dubbed) like Eis em Stiel series(which translates from the US Lemon Popsicle films) with a really hot babe called Sybil Rauch and I think it was actually Israeli-based but had an American 50's soundtrack.

There was also DSF Sports channel-German which showed versions of Blockbusters and A Question of Sport which was fun and a talkshow host who once put his hands on Samantha Fox's breasts-the swine! The really interesting thing was after all the sports stuff they had several beautiful girls stripping down to naked with a sports theme-so you had a basketball court or a boxing ring and two hot babes playing then stripping.

DO you remember analogue stuff-if so stick it here.

Someone who resembles moi may have had a bit of a sideline installing second dishes & D2MAC decoders so people could get access to the likes of Filmnet & TV3.... Which both showed some interesting movies late at night

Was one of them HEIDI by chance? They could only show the softer version but years later I saw some of the porn version-that was quite an eye-opener. Johanna Spyri would be turning in her grave if she knew what they did to her creation.

I have no idea to be honest. All I can remember is lots of American stuff with the likes of Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Chasey Lain etc.

I don't think I saw any actual porn stuff on analogue although I did join The Adult Channel(£7.95 postal order) for a year and you got a lot of soft stuff as well as the infamous Electric Blue video programmes and other stuff which I used to record and still have on video. They did have US stuff but as I said it was pretty tame but a few were incredibly hot like a striptease from Julia Parton(cousin of the busty Dolly) but she ended up doing porn.

My Dad being interested in Athletics watched a lot of the smaller meetings from German cities on the satellite channels. The afore-mentioned DSF showing a load of sport-related stripteases can be found via Google. One was a beautiful Victorian-style dressed woman playing chess.

UK Gold back then was basically made up of kids' cartoons and programmes in the morning, old dramas and comedy series and at weekends films. It changed a lot after that when it eventually closed the analogue signal and went over to a SKY channel. I remembered the name of that talk show host that groped Samantha Fox's breasts - Stephen Gottschalk.

I also remembered a bit more about Tutti Frutti. It was set on a cruise ship and involved a load of fruit-related games and a gambling wheel. There were also a load of models used as CIN CIN girls who would expose one breast from a very short jacket worn. The host was a bit fat bloke with a moustache(sort of like the Go Compare opera singer Wyn Evans) and he had two gorgeous assistants, one was Monique Sluyter(who posed naked for pics later) and Tiziana D'Archangelo, a very busty babe who did eventually get em out and appeared in some films. The more interesting things about that show and the girls was they regularly used British models like Tracey Harper(there called Laurence), Amanda Forbes(who became a staff member) and Vicky Lee amongst others.

One of the films or series I remember(dubbed) was something called Justine(Daneen Boone) a gorgeous privately-educated schoolgirl who daydreams fantasies with one of her teachers who becomes an Indiana Jones type and a headmistress who is a total nymphomaniac. A very sexy and glossily-made series.