Worst Xmas Presents

Let's have your worst Xmas presents

To kick this off My brother gave me his old microwave three years ago when my old one kicked the bucket two days before Xmas.

Said Microwave has now kicked the bucket

About five or six years ago had the most brutal looking jumper off one of my family. Orange thing with a tiny collar and with skinny arms. Didn’t even have the receipt for it so it got binned before New Year.

probably from that description it was probably brought blind without knowing the proper size required. I often got socks that were either two sizes too small or two sizes too big.

Cheap deodorant and pants

I mean Brut and Old Spice!! (Yuk!) The type of deodorant that is more like Rat Repellent and also the type of pants that starve's off all the living life out of a man's lower anatomy!! I can guarantee I'll see at least 1, if not both of these wretched gifts in my Christmas stocking this year

I once got a blowup doll that kept going down on me

A photo frame, with a photo of the people who gave it to you.

And one of those small battery operated Karchers. Not only is it a present that I don't want, but it means that I'll have to clean the bloody windows.

(05-12-2019 11:47 )Skyline Wrote:  Cheap deodorant and pants

I mean Brut and Old Spice!! (Yuk!) The type of deodorant that is more like Rat Repellent and also the type of pants that starve's off all the living life out of a man's lower anatomy!! I can guarantee I'll see at least 1, if not both of these wretched gifts in my Christmas stocking this year

Were you around when Henry Cooper did the ‘nothing beats the great smell of Brut’ adverts?

Whoever’s buying that stinking shite for you obviously remembers the Christmas ad that Cooper did, saying ‘Give him Brut 33 on the 25th’

^ , That's awesome mate and I think you could be right on that, but I get the feeling that it's got to be a mass wind up on Christmas day for me because it happens every year , though I do show appreciation as it's the thought that counts

Only bad 'cos I was a numpty. A large mug with luxury hot chocolate (not bad you say, and I agree), but this idiot started opening the top wrap, then thought to check the bottom to look at the ingredients, not noticing that I'd just opened the powder, so no luxury hot chocolate for me, instead an empty mug and a crotch full of powder, what a tit