The Bucket List

BelfastBadBoy Wrote:

mas0887 Wrote:3. Tell all of my ex's to fuck off and die because they are basically all cunts.

Theres definetly one of mine i said that to and was the best thing i ever done...even if i did go way below the belt it had to be done

I have already said it to the biggest whore of my ex's and there is nothing I could do that would be below the belt for that c unt, death would be too good for her, the others I might think twice about because they were mostly amicable. Also how fucking random that there is a Far Cry 2 review in this topic haha.

yeh, my bad! I was reading it at the same time as this thread, and didn't know where to put it lol, so it ended up on here

There's a whole shitload that I haven't done yet, but my top five things to do (in no particular order) would be...

1:- Publish a work of fiction commercially, rather than for free on my blog. (Which can be found here. Shameless self promotion? Moi?)

2:- Heckle the Archbishop of Canterbury

3:- Taunt a dangerous animal in it's own habitat. (Do charvers count? That's chavs for non North-Easterners.)

4:- Get a tatoo. (I've just never seen one I'll still want to look at after twenty years.)

5:- She-Ra, Princess of Power
   

... and no, I'm not taking the piss. These are genuine ambitions, even She-Ra. The fact that she is an animated, fictional construct, created to sell He-Man toys to girls shall not sully my lust for her.

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1.Finaly nail that girl from up the road, something which has almost happened too many times since I was 15

2.See Celtic do 10 in a row

....fuk this is harder than it looks....

3.Threesome with two of the girls of the shows (given the number which seem to do escort work shouldn't be too hard) and record it

4.Post the video on here (see how nice and kind I am)

5.On my death bed tell the person I pretend to like but really hate that the money is hidden...in the.....*DIES

Haha have you been watching Russell Howard live Paddyfrank? He does that exact same joke in it, he says you can just say what you want on your death bed, like in you dying breath you should just say 'I was Mr Blooby'. Lol he is such a funny fucker.

In no order...

Dj to thousands in Ministry Of Sound

Walk the countryside in Germany,Holland,France as i love war movies and always wanted to be where the big fights were

Meet Howard Stern and Artie Lange (Huge fan of these 2 and the show)

Flip a BMW X5 on a motorway and get hit by the traffic behind then end up on the other side of the motorway and get hit again by the oncoming traffic

Go talk to the one that got away. Total fuck up how that happened but thats life