For any of you just coming across this thread here's the link to Malwarebytes - it's an excellent (and free!) anti-trojan/hacker preventer!
https://www.malwarebytes.org/
Those of you who follow me on twitter will know how I like to regale you with news of the latest phishing e-mails that come to my business e-mail account.
HMRC, Barclay's Bank, Delta Airlines, FedEx and the United Nations (to name but a few) have all supposedly written to me with the most URGENT issues, and it is essential that I fill the form with my details and return it immediately to prevent my bank account being suspended/my airline ticket being cancelled/my parcel being returned to sender unless I pay a service charge of $185 etcetcetc.....
And that's without the $1 million I won in a sweepstake I never entered, the endless cheap Viagra and willy-extension products, the God-fearing Brazilian lady who wants me to help her distribute $300,000.000 to needy causes before she dies (but the second time she wrote to me she forgot she was Brazilian and claimed to be Australian!) and the firm that can lend my business up to £5,000,000 on an unsecured basis at just 3% APR.
Many of these give me a good chuckle because I follow the golden rules:
1. Reading the email does no harm, but no matter how tempting, NEVER click on a link or open any attachments - that's where the trojans lurk ready to invade your system. Similarly, never download any "required upgrades" unless you know they are from a known and trusted source, no matter how convincing or professional they look.
2. Never reply to them no matter how tempting it is to tell them to f*** off - they haven't written to you personally, they are computer generated to random sites and addresses in their millions and if they know they have actually found a real one you can be assured that it will be passed on and you will be targeted with more infected spam than a Monty Python sketch.
3. Keep your anti-virus protectors up to date - you don't have to spend a penny to get perfectly adequate protection from the free versions of AVG, Avast and Malwarebytes. Make sure you run them regularly - at least once a week.
Having said all that, I'm not quite sure why one phishing scammer wrote to me in Norwegian