Girls, Interrupted.

I know this is a slighty odd subject for a thread, and maybe smacks of self pity a little bit, but does anyone else have trouble getting quality, erm... alone time with the channels. The missus' has recently developed insomnia and as I post this, the one working telly in the house is being monopolized for an all night DVD marathon. Even as I speak I'm listening to Doris Day singing "Whip, crack-away!" (An appropriate sound track for my normal babe channel viewing as it happens) and I am thoroughly jealous of everyone who is able to actually watch the channels at the moment. If this carries on much longer my sex life will be ruined