Friends with benefits?

I myself am pretty lucky to have a friend who looks after a certain babe porn stars website...awesome ..I can use it when I like and also have access to a huge website of british porn....NICE....all brand new films..
Does anyone else have friends with benefits?? And what exactly do U manage to get your hands on ??

I know the bird that works down me local chippie & I get extra large portions.

I'd imagine you give her a portion in return then geeze ??...poor girl...

You mean he likes to get his jumbo sausage in batter down the local chippie?

Girl in my local bakery gives me an extra crumpet now and again, and she has great baps

As Usual...replies are funny...thanks peeps...I think ? LOL...

My hairdresser cuts my hair for free. Partly because I used to do her printing for her but mostly because she's in love with me.

She's gorgeous, btw.

im mates with tammy t and fernny babes and they like loads of filthy sex after we have a breakfast out down the local greasy cafe...dont mind but wish they wudnt keep nicking the black pudding off my plate

I had a Polish hairdresser called Anoushka when I lived in Reading. She would push her ample tits in my face while she cut my hair. She did it in such a way so it was obvious it was deliberate, sometimes I struggled for air my face was so deep in her cleavage. I even caught her in the mirror undoing a few buttons once and she just laughed and winked at me. So you could say although I was paying for the haircut I was getting something else for free!

I felt bad after a while so offered her a tip. She said instead I should take her out but that's another story!

It's just another trend thing got about by men to get women to give sex away. Never cease to suprise me they always fall for it.