You know you consume too much Internet when

you employ, authoritatively and appropriately, the phrase "classic porn trope" in a comment.

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

..there's always been an...err...intimate connection between technology and sex, if advertising for computers/computer games is to be believed... even in the pre-internet days...?








(credit to original uploaders)

^ I doubt any of those would get past the ASA today. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing! (The second image could be seen as quite disturbing.) But we have definitely lost a sense of cheeky fun in this stuff.

You eat too much Fibre and the morning-after downloads take a long time to complete leaving you feeling tired?

(am I doing this right?)

(29-11-2015 14:35 )ShandyHand Wrote:  ^ I doubt any of those would get past the ASA today. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing! (The second image could be seen as quite disturbing.) But we have definitely lost a sense of cheeky fun in this stuff.

^ I believe the third one actually got banned, and they had to photoshop pants onto her.
Though it's still reasonably disturbing that all you can see of the stool is the central "screw" - there's no sign of a seat !

The second one's probably respectable now with the 50 Shades effect ?

(29-11-2015 14:38 )bigfatpiggyporker Wrote:  You eat too much Fibre and the morning-after downloads take a long time to complete leaving you feeling tired?

(am I doing this right?)

I think you're probably following the OP intention rather more than me.

But I always thought fibre would...err....speed up evacuation ?

(29-11-2015 14:40 )M-L-L Wrote:  I think you're probably following the OP intention rather more than me.

But I always thought fibre would...err....speed up evacuation ?

Depends on your provider I guess, some promise high-speeds etc.