The Master's Incredibly Important Experiment

Da Mastah · 04-06-2009 19:18

You may not have noticed but The Master has been away for a short while. The reason is that he was conducting a very important experiment in the field of human sexuality. The results are due to be published in the next issue of Nature, but since you guys are so damn cool The Master has decided to give you a sneak peak.

- HYPOTHESIS -

The amount of semen produced at orgasm directly correlates with the level of sexual attraction. Test conducted by Buck Naked, PhD.

- APPARATUS -

1. Mental images of the following ten babes:

BABESTATION

SEX STATION

BANGBABES

ELITE TV

BABEWORLD

THE DAY SHOWS

2. This sexually repellent mental image as a control.

CONTROL

3. Test tube
4. The experimenter’s hands
5. The experimenter’s phallus
6. The experimenter’s semen

- METHOD -

Each test was conducted at exactly 9:00PM, and during the intervening 24 hour period the experimenter strictly abstained from any sexual activities and tried to avoid becoming aroused in any way. To ensure a valid result the subject of each test was chosen at random beforehand.

At the onset of each test the experimenter would strip naked and masturbate using the two-handed shaft stroke and head caressing technique while mentally playing a pre-selected fantasy of himself and the chosen test subject. In order to avoid skewing the results the exact same fantasy was used for each test, following the standard porn scene sequence of oral on both partners, sex in missionary, cowgirl and doggy positions and finally the requisite facial. At the moment of orgasm the resulting semen was carefully collected in a test tube and measured.

- RESULTS -

Camilla = 5.6 ml
Paige Tyler = 5.5 ml
Delta White = 5.4 ml
Reede Fox = 5.2 ml
Dionne = 4.9 ml
Jemma Jey = 4.9 ml
Cassie T = 4.6 ml
Ella Jolie = 4.3 ml
Hazel = 4.1 ml
Emma Spellar = 3.9 ml
Pai Mei = 6.0 ml

- CONCLUSIONS -

The experimenter clearly has far too much spare time, is deeply sexually confused and likely in need of immediate psychiatric assessment. A restraining has been issued by actor Gordon Liu.

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