Alcohol related stories FOOLS!!!

Personally i love the shit as a former student i was drawn into the world of the bargain that is booze. Please share with me the stories that have involved the use of alcohol as i am sure it will be amusing.

As i have engaged on the powers of this subtance to involve myself in lude and disgraceful acts for example telling some random girl that i loved (and actually felt it), being wanked off on stage in medication, being sick on my mates ex birds face (funny), the countless times ive been in stupid fights for no reason and dancing like i have no sense of others around me and climbing structures because i think i can, but in reality i cant but i gave it a bloody good try.

So please share your stories, god dammit it only abit of fun

i'd share some stories but i dont want to incriminate my self.....

i got so drunk on my graduation night i pissed on a plug socket in my house, knocking off all the power in the house and setting off my house alarm.

I remember going to Magaluf for my 18th Birthday. At this point i had only slept with 2 girls in my life and was in a serious relationship.

So we went to a strip club when a stunning spanish girl came over and just started chatting to us. I even remember her name was Sophie and she looked like Carmen Electra. I thought she was another stripper but found out she had come to the club expecting to meet her boyfriend there but he hadnt shown up.
As the night wore on we got more and more drunk and she followed us crowd of 12 or 13 lads everywhere we went that night. Gradually the group began to split up as some lads got too pissed to walk, some lads pulled etc until there was just me and her.
We started dancing, kissing etc and she then said lets go back 2 your place. I couldnt believe my luck. We both staggered back to my room, luckily the 3 lads i was sharing with werent there so we got down to business. I was absolutley petrified because i'd never pulled a girl that good looking before so unfortunatly just at the moment i was going down on her thats when my stomach began to churn and i proceeded to throw up all over her "lady parts" she then threw up all over my head we then both carried on throwing up all over the room. We both shared a shower.
When i had cleaned myself up i thought there is no way im cleaning up this mess so we left together, i ended up staying with her in her room and we had sex several times before making it back to my room the following day at about lunch time. By that time my friends were all waking up in the vomit filled room and ended up blaming each other for the carnage.
What a superb night that was

White Russian

If you have one without coffee liquor or cream does that make you poor or an alcoholic?