Jokes

What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?

Still no-eye deer.

What is one of the best Christmas presents that you can give and receive?

A broken drum.

Why?

Because you can’t beat it!

I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

What is Santa’s favourite kind of pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

I got a universal remote control for Christmas.

This changes everything.

I can just see us gathering together all the little bits of paper out of christmas crackers littering dining tables the length of the country and copying them out on here.

Q. What's a reindeers favourite game?
A. Stable-tennis.

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa
with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What King is the most popular at
Christmas?
A. A Stocking

Q. What goes "oh, oh, oh??
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What do you get when you cross
a bell with a skunk?
A. Jingle smells!

(26-12-2020 00:02 )illbeback123 Wrote:  Q. What's a reindeers favourite game?
A. Stable-tennis.

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa
with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What King is the most popular at
Christmas?
A. A Stocking

Q. What goes "oh, oh, oh??
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What do you get when you cross
a bell with a skunk?
A. Jingle smells!

My girlfriend was putting sun cream on.

"Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.

"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."

"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"



And that was all the invitation I needed...