Jokes

I got a box of Viagra teabags last night.
They do nothing for your sex life but they do stop your biscuit going soft when you dunk it.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.

She whispers, "They're right behind you!"

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Sunday, of course.

What do you call an airplane full of balding men?
Receding Airlines.

I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.

How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?

Totally shocked.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?

"It's not what it looks like."

What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a bear?

Claude.