Jokes

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

Once you’ve seen one shopping plaza, you’ve seen the mall.

The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us...

He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone!

Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets?

He couldn't help himself.