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Trump’s nothing like Hitler.

There’s no way he could write a book

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29-09-2024 18:06
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up for a date but she’d popped her clogs.

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My friend thinks that drinking beer will make him smarter.

But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.

30-09-2024 19:59
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Did you hear they arrested the devil?

Yeah, they got him on possession.

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30-09-2024 21:03
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Why do historians call the Early Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

There were a lot of knights.

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30-09-2024 21:08
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Tried to speed up my magic carpet for the big race but was told I couldn't use performance enhancing rugs.

01-10-2024 20:35
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This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper.

He said, ‘I want you to trace someone for me

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01-10-2024 21:22
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I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It’s shift work.

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01-10-2024 21:27
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What did the taxidermist do on his lunch break?
Stuffed his face.

02-10-2024 18:50
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An ice cream seller was found dead in their ice cream van covered in chocolate sauce, raspberry sauce, sprinkles & Cadbury Flake bars & cherries.
Police have said the seller apparently topped themselves

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(This post was last modified: 02-10-2024 19:08 by Rammyrascal.)
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