Jokes

Be careful it's windy out there!

Only went out to get the missus some bread and I got blown into the pub!

I used to play piano by ear.

Now, I use my hands.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them!

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now you can talk about Botox all you want and nobody raises an eyebrow