Jokes

Knock knock

Who's there

Interrupting doctor

Interru...

You've got cancer

(20-07-2011 19:30 )iamthatjack Wrote:  Knock knock

Who's there

Interrupting doctor

Interru...

You've got cancer

knock knock

who's there?

interrupting doctor

interrupting doctor who?

i said, interrupting doctor who?....

(he was called away to an emergency lol)

SPOILER ALERT!!!
A spoiler is a thing put onto the back end of a car to help with the handling lol

I think the people in the flat above are having sex.Either that or they're sleeping restlessly & agreeing with each other a lot.

To the people who say there are more fish in the sea.Maybe they just need a bigger rod.

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"

Yorkshire CCC Batsmen

the channel we cannot say got hacked by 'The Bangladesh Cyber Army'

i was talking to a girl at the pub the other night and i said " you remind me of one of my little toes' " she say's is it because i'm small and cute ? " i replied " no because i'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table ."

2 buckets of sick are walking down the street, when one bucket starts to cry, "whats wrong" says the other bucket, his mate replied " I was brought up on this Street"